(in response to Christian News Network story “Sprite Argentina Ad Celebrates ‘Pride,’ Depicts Mother Applying Makeup to Son, Another Binding Daughter’s Breasts”):

Justus Jonas:
So you're saying that you knew that a soft drink ad where a mother applies makeup to her son and binds her daughter's breasts was coming because it says so in scripture?
I'd REALLY love to know the chapter and verse of that one.

Ira Pistos:
This sadly is a problem typical of the Godless. This lack of a capacity for conceptual understanding.
Your childish misdirection:
"So you're saying..."
No, what I said is what I actually wrote.

Justus Jonas:
Well, this is a story about an Argentinian Sprite ad and you are somehow tying that in with prophecy. So that's what you actually wrote and it's still completely incomprehensible.

Ira Pistos:
I understand that you're confused. There is no need to belabor the point as we've already established this problem as common among the Godless.

Justus Jonas:
No, my confusion doesn’t relate to anything but your odd claim.
Maybe you'd like to state why you think this is "in accordance with prophecy". It would be better than making assumptions about the belief system I follow (or don't follow) and how that somehow relates to your baffling statement.

Ira Pistos:
Stop with your childish antics, they gain you nothing.
Your poor attempt at shifting:
"It would be better than making assumptions about the belief system I follow (or don't follow)"
This stunt is so typical of the Godless that it's become trite. I respond merely to what you write.
It's been established already that you are indeed baffled. Nobody seems shocked by that but for you. Stop belaboring the point. You want understanding then get yourself right with God. It's the only option you have if you want to step beyond your ignorance regarding these matters.

Justus Jonas:
Merely because I don't follow the merciless storybook God you do doesn't make me "Godless". You are typical of fundamentalists in that it's your definition or nothing. It must really bother you that people of other denominations call themselves "Christians" too.
The fact of the matter is you don't know what my belief system is, so it just makes you look ridiculous tossing words like "godless" out there.
All this fuss and rigamarole to avoid answering a simple question. Just tell me where in scripture it anticipated what you see on this soft drink advertisement from Argentina.