I pray for God to help me find a Christian wife. God created a woman FOR A MAN. If she does anything else with her life, she won't be happy. I want to provide for a woman, and make her happy, and let her be her. I don't want to control someone's life, that is not me. That is how I feel. I want to be a servant to her. I think a good woman would love me for a husband, if she understood that my heavenly rewards become her rewards if she marries me. I doubt if one woman in 10,000 thinks that way, that is, with an eternal perspective (Colossians 3:1-3).
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I want to provide for a woman
Uhh, David, you’re on disability and will never work another day in your entire life. Just what do you mean by “provide for”? From your disability check?
if she understood that my heavenly rewards become her rewards if she marries me.
Huh? Salvation works by proxy for married couples? Book, chapter, and verse of scripture please.
I doubt if one woman in 10,000 thinks that way, that is, with an eternal perspective
I doubt if one woman in 100,000,000 thinks the way you do.
Oh and by the way: you’re already married. You have said yourself many times that marriage is forever, just like Jesus said, and the Holy Roman Catholic Church. So if you “marry” again, you’ll be a hellbound bigamist.
Im female, asexual, have a long term girlfriend, she's a goddess worshiping neo-pagan and I'm christian.
Your version of god hasn't seen fit to bitch-slap us down yet. We are bold quite happy with our lives, unlike you, kiddy fiddler.
“I think a good woman would love me for a husband, if she understood that my heavenly rewards become her rewards if she marries me. I doubt if one woman in 10,000 thinks that way,”
He’s probably right about that last one.
I don't want to control someone's life, that is not me.
There goes the last of my irony meters.
DJS is starting to sound more incel every day - convergent evolution?
I don't want to control someone's life, that is not me. Yes, you are only a shameless and constant abuse apologist who explicitly believes that being a control freak is a husband’s God-given right, and repeatedly have shown that you have zero, or even les than zero, comprehension of issues of domestic abuse. So while I can believe that you may indeed not intend to be abusive, it is a safe assumption that you would be abusive, and you would not even realise it.
He always seems to be just on the edge of discovering reality, and then drops completely off course. He even seemed to understand it here, talking about being a servant to his wife. Yes, you actually serve each other! Not in the typical master/slave fashion, but you serve as each other’s support, in every way that you can, so that together you are stronger than two individuals! Is that really so hard to understand?
I pray for God to help me find a Christian wife
...and yet, here's this 'ere Atheist in a relationship.
Now what does this tell you, Davey-boy...?!
If God had created a woman for a man; you’d already have a wife, certainly.
Wait, you USED to have a wife, didn’t you, before you molested a child? Sorry, you’ve already ruined your chance. You’re divorced, Jesus is strictly against remarriages.
Most women want to provide for themselves, earn their own money.
You don’t want to control people’s lives? WHY then are you bleating on and on and on about women wearing pants?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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