THE CVID VACCINE WILL CHANGE YOUR DNA TO ADD SATAN’S DNA: DENY THE VACCINE AT ALL COSTS. YOUR DNA HAS GODS DNA BUT THE VAC WILL CHANGE THAT TO ADD SATANS DNA AND YOU CANNOT BE REDEEMED
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If they were real, Jahweh and the Devil would be spiritual entities, not material, let alone biological. As such, they would not have DNA.
In any case, this sounds really cool. Sign me up!
THE CVID VACCINE WILL CHANGE YOUR DNA TO ADD SATAN’S DNA: DENY THE VACCINE AT ALL COSTS. YOUR DNA HAS GODS DNA BUT THE VAC WILL CHANGE THAT TO ADD SATANS DNA AND YOU CANNOT BE REDEEMED Well, should "DOOM Eternal: The Ancient Gods Part II" be released before that vaccine becomes widely available: and you should realise what'll happen to the Dark Lord - as in Satan - after being resurrected by the Doom Slayer in the Maykr Luminarium, and why (PROTIP: Once the Dark Lord is destroyed, all demons outside of Hell are immediately exterminated; and once the Slayer seals off the demon-corrupted & demon-purged Urdak, a.k.a. Heaven: thus making it impossible for them to invade any other dimension), so much for your 'claims', OP.
If Satans's demons are destroyed beyond Hell when he is, thus his DNA is eliminated as well.
...but hey: your BS vs. that by the imaginative folks at id Software? One fiction's just as good as another: for you know what you'll be admitting if you so much as think of questioning what the Doommeisters of Texas suggest, OP.
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THE CVID VACCINE WILL CHANGE YOUR DNA TO ADD SATAN’S DNA
…Wait, really!? Does that mean I’ll look like Tom Ellis and gain Luci’s charm as well!? SIGN ME UP!!
@Anon-e-moose #67103
And even if it doesn’t make me look like Tom Ellis, gaining the same physique and badassery as Doomguy (Davoth’s good counterpart) is certainly not unappealing either…
@Anon-e-moose #67103
I become a daemon? Cool!
[NOTE: I still differentiate between The Devil vs. Lucifer and Devils vs. Daemons with the latter being morally varied and capable of goodness and Godly devotion, like many Jinn & Asura (Dharmic kind)]
Also; A world populated by leather-clad red-headed David Tennants…image
Since when is DNA even a part of the whole deal? Does heaven do intensive genetic tests before letting you in? What does that have to do with sin? It is after all not something you could possibly have chosen with informed consent. And we have God’s DNA? What part of our genome is that? The 60 percent made up of mostly useless transposons? I don’t get any of this, even from a theological standpoint. It’s just dumb.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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