Gemini is also nervous and unconscious. Their lies are the consequence of the insecurity they feel and you cannot rely on what they say. They lie in a very natural way because they change their minds extremely quickly.
[The others are Cancer, Leo, Libra, Capricorn and Pisces.]
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos
with the ebola virus!
You are the true Lord of the dance,
no matter what those idiots at work say!
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined
once again by your explosive flatulence!
Your love life will run into trouble
when your fiancé hurls a javelin through your chest!
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says
that you should spend the rest of the week
face down in the mud!
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
while taking your driver's test!
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt
and staple it to your boss' face, oh no!
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding,
then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik!
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner,
for someone much more talented than you!
Laughter is the very best medicine,
remember that when your appendix bursts next week!
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person
but, you know they're lying!
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows
and never, never, never, never, never leave my house again!
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today