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Van Helsing #fundie moonbattery.com

If [liberals] can convince people that a left-wing maniac like Adolf Hitler was a conservative, maybe they can get someone to believe that moonbats are decent and civil, whereas normal Americans are bloodthirsty fiends. But even with control of the government, the media, and the education establishment, they've got their work cut out for them.

carmen #homophobia #fundie moonbattery.com

Gays are not icky - my neighbors are dykes & sweet old hags. The only neighbors I like, actually. But their sexual life is deviant, immoral & unnatural. GAG. Every sin is equal to my GOD, so my habit of binge boozing is just as bad to GOD as the dykes' sex-ca-pades are. I know this and admit it. We are all sinners. Period.

That is the difference. I freely admit I partake of sin and am imperfect. Gays refuse to. Mainly b/c they have never read the Bible or are atheists, I assume.

Do I go around telling children that drinking is normal & good? NEVER. Do I demand special rights just for me? NEVER. Just live your life your way and, again, STFU.

carmen #fundie moonbattery.com

Proud to be American
Proud to be white (doughy, pasty, lily white, no hyphen)
Proud to be straight
Proud of a lifetime of hard work

It rocks being NORMAL - takes all that self loathing pressure right out of one's life - presto!!

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

[Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens want Pope Benedict XVI arrested for crimes against humanity.]

The ONLY reason this has traction is because it's all about destroying Christianity (in this case Catholicism). Where were these zealots when the Pope was a Cardinal? They supposedly knew about it then...why not go after him then? BECAUSE THIS GIVES THEM A BIGGER HEADLINE WITH WHICH TO DISCREDIT CHRISTIANITY.

For the record, I am not Catholic, I think the abuses of the church stink, and those involved should be prosecuted. But this is NOT about any of that, it's about the hateful agenda of the atheists to do anything and everything they can to shake people's belief in God.

Folks like Dawkins and Hitchens are very miserable people...and they want the rest of us to share in that hopeless misery.

GeronimoRumplestiltskin #fundie moonbattery.com

Neither the government nor a woman can claim that the woman has the right to terminate her pregnancy because the child in her womb is dependent on her for survival, due to the fact that the sole reason the child exists for it to depend on her was due to the woman's decision to engage in sexual intercourse.

The above is what is known as a logically sound statement. I understand if those in the pro-"choice" camp are unfamiliar with the concept.

chuck in st paul #fundie moonbattery.com

"Adults recognize there are crazies on both sides." - Anonymous [a concern troll]

No. Our 'Side' is rational conservatism. That automatically excludes crazies of any stripe. The Left is by definition, crazy.

Insanity; def: doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different outcome each time.

Marxist, redistributionist, thugocracies have been tried many times down though history. They always fail for the same basic reasons. Modern Leftists keep trying to make it work again and again. Fail. QED: crazy. Therefore, not 'us'.

Bomb throwing, killing, etc. is not a rational conservative response to a political issue. Therefore, not 'us' even if they call themselves Christians, etc.

So, there are NOT crazies on 'both sides'.

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

What I want to know is why ANYone would think Obama has sympathetic leanings towards Islam?

I mean, OK...he pledges to sit down with terrorist murderers anywhere and hold talks...

...and yeah, he said "Should the political winds get ugly, I will stand with the Moslems"...

...and sure, he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia...

...and alright, he said the Moslem call to prayer is the "most beautiful sound on earth"...

...and true, he's treated the head of state from the only democracy in the middle east (and our one ally in the region with whom we have military and religious ties) with utter disrespect...

...but other than THAT...

Cowboy #fundie moonbattery.com

Gay marriage was the idea of far left politicians who needed another victim group to keep their funds and offices in place. I never heard hard working gays say they wanted to be Betty Crocker, it's just the "in your face" losers looking for their share of social service hand outs. In my humble opinion.

Gregory of Yardale, TonyD95B, LouieLouie & scottcarp #fundie moonbattery.com

[On the late Rachel Corrie, who was crushed by an Israeli bulldozer while trying to prevent a Palestinian man's house from being demolished in 2003.

Gregory of Yardale: It was seven years ago today that smelly moonbat activist Rachel Corrie was fatally struck by a bulldozer while helping Palestinians defend tunnels that were used to import weapons to kill Jews. Suddenly, I'm craving IHOP.

TonyD95B: What were Moonbat Rachel's last words? "Don't Tread On Me!!!!" HAAAA!!!What was she listening to on her IPod? "Tread Zeppelin"!!! Playing in "B-Flat"!!! HAAA! What a freakin' dumba##.

LouieLouie: Rachel Corrie was a typical dumbass Leftist activist who "acted stupidly" and died as a result. That she died was unfortunate, but really -- what did she think was going to happen? When you act stupidly in a war zone, shit happens. She was both ignorant and misguided. Leftists simply don't understand that there are consequences for your actions, which you are ultimately forced to accept. Further, Corrie's actions were subsequently found to have led to the deaths of many innocents who would likely not have died save for her "peaceful protest". Dumbass.

scottcarp: I can think of nine good Justice Dept. lawyers that are needed desparately on the West Bank to defend the poor opressed Palestinians. They can stand in front as the new Israeli construction crews move in to clear the land.

Gregory of Yardale #fundie moonbattery.com

While gay yuppies and their leftist friends celebrate DC's gay marriage law, the children and the poor suffer. Because the militants on the city council refused to exempt churches and faith-based organization from the ordinance, the Catholic Church will no longer be able to operate charities within the city.

But, who cares about a bunch of kids and homeless people as long as leftist elites get their "in yer face."

ROFLMAOHAHAHEHE #fundie moonbattery.com

"Balkanizing" is exactly what YOU do dipshit, define everyone by their tribal affiliation. we're NOT individuals, we're "queers" or American-Somoa-Americans" according to your Leftard logic.

If you had even spent one hour studying the difference between cultures of the Old World and the New World, you would understand that we celebrate the individual, whereas they celebrate "blood ties" what binds us as a nation is patriotism and a single language, not queerness or anything other identity that splinters us into minority groups in search of political entitlement.

Canada's "multi-culti" philosophy is a joke. How can you have a country that openly invited people from other countries and tells, them: you don't need to speak our language, you don't need to adopt our customs, please be swift when you slit our pink bellies open. The first mistake was to allow French as an official language. The Frogs lost, the English in Canada should have acted like winners, not losers. Look at the result, the Frogs, a minority, suck down the most cash, bellyache the most and get catered to, when they should be booted out on the street, which is what they threaten to do from time to time, just to increase the cash flow.

You leftards are a sick bunch.

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

"Wyatt, the last 8 years were a disaster. And while I am not thrilled over this first year of Obama's first term, I recognize he was not going to wave a wand and fix the mess created by your "free markets" and (not so) small government. It is also amusing how you call Obama a "cult of personality" while blogs like this almost have a daily circle jerk to Sarah Palin."

No one is circle-jerking to Palin except liberals who can't get laid and need some fantasy life. Oh yes, you KNOW that's true. You guys have such a hard-on for her because you know she's a real woman, unlike the always-angry, crystal-wearing, Prius-driving, always-have-a-headache, tofu-eating, organic-veggie-vegan women you're stuck with. (i.e. Professor Amy Bishop!)

As to "my free markets", that says everything I need to know about you. PROGRESSIVES f-ed up the economy, education, the media, and BUSH WAS A PROGRESSIVE. It's been going on since the early 1900's.

But I'm not going to educate you, son. You are a lib. Your day is past. You are less than nothing...and you KNOW it.

Send your name and address and an Amy Bishop tee shirt will be on it's way to your door!

Gregory of Yardale #fundie moonbattery.com

Once again giving lie to the leftist talking point that "No one is pro-abortion," Planned Parenthood is publishing abortion-themed Valentine's Day cards. Because nothing says "love" like murdering the child that results from unprotected sex.

The cards feature a large heart on a white background with the message, "I love pro-choice doctors" and a link to the pro-abortion group's web site.

The cards are designed to be sent to abortionists, to thank them for making it possible for people to have unprotected recreational sex without consequences; which is the most important progressive value.

Arch Conservative #fundie moonbattery.com

How can you be against life, family and the continuity of the human race?? You'd have to be inhuman. You'd have to be a monster.

What in God's divine name makes these people tick?

I no longer see these [pro-choice] "people" as human beings. I shall henceforth refer to them as malcontented bipeds, Homo Liberalis if you will.

John Galt #fundie moonbattery.com

You are an idiot. How about we abort you? You think by calling something abortion, you are not taking a life? If we go down the road to ending a life because it is inconvenient to us, then what about the poor, who drain our pocketbooks? How about the elderly? You are either disingenuous or a moron.

Wyatt's Torch #racist moonbattery.com

There are only two choices for those who supported [Obama]:

(1) Drooling idiots (including liberal Caucasian women who found him "sexy", liberal Caucasians of both sexes who felt like they were absolving themselves of white guilt by voting for him, thus proving their "progressive" pedegree, blacks who voted for him mainly because of race and everyone else who get their information from 30 second sound bites)

and

(2) True "progressives" who want the United States to cease being a free-market, capitalist Republic and instead descend into Marxist-style socialism.

There are no other options.

Mr. Anon #fundie moonbattery.com

I hope that the husbands of all those fashionable liberal women (who are so concerned about gay rights) start cheating on them with every shop-girl, nanny, and barrista they can get their hands on. If they get caught, they can just claim that they are only expanding the definition of marriage, and demonstrating their solidarity with gays.

Craig #fundie moonbattery.com

Part of what makes [American] Jews liberals, as Norman Podhoretz pointed out in his book, is a general hatred and dislike of Christianity. No, Jews don't hate Christians the same way blacks hate whites, with all that vitriol and such, but it's more passive, simply having no sympathy or concern for them.

TonyD95B #fundie moonbattery.com

Despite all the Liberal talk about "meaningful debate", "tolerance", "respect", etc, the "Pro Choice" crowd is fundamentally dishonest.

If you cannot respect and accept as valid the simple idea that killing an unborn human being is wrong, you have to be dishonest....or in very deep denial.....or you are hiding another agenda.

If you doubt what I'm saying, just take a look at Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger.

"Pro-Choice" is a polite euphemism for Pro-Abortion, and this movement is built on a foundation of racism and eugenics.

This is not my opinion, or a "Pro-Life Right Wing Talking Point" - it is historical FACT.

Also, if you doubt the sincerity of the "Pro-Choicers", just look at Sarah Palin. Governor Palin should be a feminist poster girl, but she "ecercised her right to choose" - and comitted the unforgiveable Pseudoprogressive Neofascist Feminist sin of making the "wrong" choice.

Bottom line is, the Pro Abortion Movement and the media that enable them are at best a bunch of lying b#stards - and at worst are more evil than even most of thier rank and file supporters know.

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

[On transgender people and SRS.]

No one is "trapped in the body" of a man or woman. Psychiatry has decided it's a "for real" medical condition, but that's just bullshit. The shrinks make a buck, the plastic surgeons make a buck (so much for "first, do no harm"), and these mentally ill, surgically mutilated people descend into hell.

I've taken heat because I won't budge on this. Three people I knew thru the years went for this crap and EVERY ONE OF THEM offed themselves. They were miserable, self-loathing, mentally unstable, chemically altered freaks who stood NO chance at a life worth living.

So...by all means...free country, do what you want, mutilate yourself...I don't care. That society must APPROVE of it? Accept it? Promote it? Use the names that psychiatrists deem appropriate (i.e. "transgender" instead of "mentally ill")? Teach kids that it's OK?

Not a chance in hell.

Fiberal #fundie moonbattery.com

Its troubling that both conservatives and liberals--excuse me, "progressives" understand what centralized governments do.
We are watching today as a Marxist in the presidency systematically dismantles what is left of our economy. Another 10 years and you'll be seeing grainy film of BO and his destruction.

I would like to see the day when calling yourself a liberal or progressive would have the same connotation as calling yourself a Nazi.

Fiberal #fundie moonbattery.com

The [global warming] fraud gets ever-deeper while our illustrious administration, comfortable and practiced with working in the dark, fetid, steaming bowels of corruption, continues to plot BO's cap and trade looting plan.

Meanwhile, the "Hottest Decade Ever" has just recorded 2008 and 2009 as the coolest decade in the U.S. since 1998.

Darryl Revok #conspiracy moonbattery.com

Bill Clinton was/is a politician without real principles. He will do whatever it takes to stay in office. Obama is different, he is a genuine hardcore Marxist who wont change his tune just to stay in office. Obamas objective is to do as much damage to the evil capitalist economy so he and his friends can rebuild America from the ruins after they are done Cloward-Pivening it to the point that losing seats in Congress wont matter. Its like a kamikazee putting the passenger jet into a nose dive and handing the controls over to a real pilot; but the problem is that no matter what the pilot tries to do he cant save the plane.

Eric #fundie moonbattery.com

Oh I can hear the screaming already. Why did I say Islam isn't a religion?

Religion, of every kind is based on faith(including atheism)(they believe there is no God).

Islam is based on ACTION. Only in Islam must you act.

All other religions(okay, not AGW) all you have to do is have faith, or believe.

Islam is not a religion, it is an act of slavery to a false prophet, that you must commit acts against other people, pray to an object or dead being, and sacrifice the lives of others to receive a reward. It is similar to old testament Bible, which the koran was written from.

chuck in st paul #fundie moonbattery.com

[On global warming.]

There doesn't seem to be one data set presented to the public that has not been twisted into submission to AGW alarmists. What a cluster f*k.

In the mean time, the politicians are STILL going around trying to arrange a world tax and an international government that is not elected by the peoples of the world. And... surprise, surprise, America is supposed to shoulder most of the costs.

I am so done with this charade. It IS time for the tar and feathers. Personally I'd like to see boiling in oil and burning at the stake revived.

single stack #fundie moonbattery.com

Pinochet not only voluntarily surrendered power after he defeated the Marxist terrorists in Chile, he was elected to the Chilean Senate-twice.
Some blood thirsty brute, huh? He wasn't the monster the lefty scum has convinced everyone he was. He should be applauded for literally putting everything on the line to fight tyranny.

KHarn #racist moonbattery.com

MLK did side with communists over the Viet Man war. People STILL wonder what that had to do with "equal rights".

By the way, for many people, the civil rights movement was a wonderful thing; but to Southerners, it was a PAIN IN THE ASS since we were on the reciveing end. Why weren't the marches done in the north where there was also segrigation and there was SUPPOSED to be support? Why was it nessisary to send THE ARMY into the South? Nostalgia durring the centenial of "the war"?

Also consider this: it was durring the civil rights movement that modern LIBERALS were born out of people who felt guilty about things that were not their fault.

Nunya #conspiracy moonbattery.com

Either you guys are still too naive, or I'm too cynical to believe that honest elections (or Democrats leaving office graciously at all) will ever happen anymore.

From this day forward, every Democrat will be ACORNed into office whether they win the vote or not.

You think we were screwed over in November 2008? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

I hope to God I'm wrong, but I get a bad feeling that I'm not...

Incitatus #fundie moonbattery.com

Dr. King was a communist, plagiarist, drunkard, woman beater, adulterous,violent whore addict, a pagan. He was financed by the KGB. He had a “doctorate” in theology. His degree was a fraud, like Mike Huckabee’s.

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

We can (and must) destroy the credibility of the left...marginalize and humiliate them until "progressives" would rather be caught torturing small animals and children rather than be labeled a "liberal".

This is possible (ever heard of "shunning"?), as not that many years ago being called a communist was akin to being fingered as the love child of Adolf and Eva.

The Union forever!

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

We vote here in California...over and over, in the most liberal of liberal states, with the gayest of gay cities...and STILL most people do not feel that gay marriage should be allowed. Even here, we kind of get it that JUST LIKE GLOBAL WARMING, GAY MARRIAGE IS NOT ABOUT MARRIAGE.

But these relentless iconoclasts will never, ever, ever, ever, ever let this go. Well, NOTE TO GAY ICONOCLASTS: neither will we...or to quote every leftist that voted for Obama "We won, you lost, get over it."

Aussie-john #fundie moonbattery.com

[On the Haitian earthquake.]

If we are just 'evolved' pond scum, why bother helping anyone in Haiti, let alone anywhere else? (You know, survival of the fittest...)

It is because we have a God given sense of morality that evolution does not and can not explain. Do you have a sense of right and wrong? If so, where did it come from...?

Carmen #racist moonbattery.com

B. Hussein was BORN an epic failure - his parents were failures, his wife is a failed lawyer (affirmative action anyone?). He is now living out his destiny - at our expense. What an embarrassment this doofus is - he is such a pussy he cannot say I S L A M out loud. He thinks the muslim prayer is PRETTY. He is a sadistic usurper. So glad all the touchy feely libs got their rocks off voting for a moron solely on his skin color - thanks schmucks!!

Smorfia48 #fundie moonbattery.com

It was amongst "intellectuals" that Communism found its most enthusiastic supporters; the people who shilled for them, denied their numerous absurdities and atrocities and championed such regimes long after it was obvious to everyone else that they sucked serious balls were the "intellectual" elite.

And it's not just Communism's Western cheerleaders either: The 20th Century's greatest mass murderers Pol Pot (in terms of ratio of population) and Mao (by sheer numbers killed) both acquired their Communist activism while studying at Paris and Beijing universities respectively.

Outside of shilling for totalitarian dictators, the intelligentsia's reality dodging treasonsous dumbassery doesn't diminish, even when their nations are facing imminent destruction: even when Britain stood alone against Germany in 1940, when the Wermacht was 12 miles from the coast and the Luftwaffe was bombing the crap out of its cities, Orwell noted with disgust that certain "intellectuals" still couldn't bring themselves to support their nation's war efforts, seemed to get a grim satisfaction from every Allied setback, refused to believe the Axis could be defeated long after it was obvious to everyone else they couldn't win and even opposed America sending troops to Britain, believing they were really there to suppress an imminent prolaterian revolution (to which he remarked that "one has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe something like that. A normal person could never be such a fool").

Oh, and if you want to see the "intellectual" left's contribution to infant mortality rates, read up on what happened thanks to their campaign against DDT.

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

NOTE TO LEFTISTS: Change your "cause", since any IDIOT is now aware that "global warming" has been outed.

It's a lie.

It's not man-caused.

It's FREEZING OUTSIDE.

It's all about MONEY and "re-distribution of wealth".

So find a new crusade, OK. Seriously.

You really DO look like idiots now.

The polar bears are fine.

Really

TrickleUpPolitics #fundie moonbattery.com

This matter of choice. Ah, yes, choice is the word the abortionists prefer because it sounds so mild. But when the choice is to murder or not murder, that doesn't sound so mild. The point at which the choice should have been made is 1)whether to have sex and 2) whether to have unprotected sex. To murder the creation as an inconvenience is .....murder. And it's so ironic that pro-abortionists are also against the death penalty. There's some consistent principles for you. Murder the innocent but do not execute the guilty. As for whether the man should have anything to say about it, if you were having sex with your mate inside of a loving marriage, both of you would decide when to have a child, and yes the man would have a say. To pretend that only women should have a choice about a human life that they could not conceive on their own is just....pretend.

John Galt #fundie moonbattery.com

[Re. a person whose girlfriend had an abortion.]

LOL! Hitler is proud of his little socialist. If he would kill his own child, he would have no issue throwing other children in the oven. You are a sick puppy. Hell, even the muzzie terror animals don't kill their unborn. Yall set a new low for humanity. Over 49 MILLION abortions since 1973 in the USofA. Wow, you telling me that children cannot get health care in the US. You are a fukin liar and a hypocrite yourself. If your child was alive, and didn't have health care insurance, you could go to the Health Department or any government assisted health clinic or hospital and it would be taken care of on the government tit. But your child didn't get that option,,, dit it?

Wyatt's Torch #fundie moonbattery.com

...[M]y goal for 2010 is to discredit these vermin so bad that just the THOUGHT of being labeled a "progressive" or "environmentalist" or "liberal" will send someone scurrying under the rug like cockroaches when the lights are turned on.

I want them to feel FEAR like they've never imagined. "Oh, NO NO NO!! You've got it all WRONG! I was NEVER one of those awful liberal people who lied about Global Warming or anything like that! I listen to Rush Limbaugh! No, it wasn't me!"

Marginalize them until they're looked upon with just a bit more contempt than the SS Totenkopfverbande. Silence them for the next 100 years.

John Galt #fundie moonbattery.com

[Re. a person who admitted to having an abortion.]

It is a choice to go to the store. It's a choice to have sex. It's a choice to take anothers life. Your choice wasn't justified, no matter your excuse. I have worked around some sorry bastards in my life,, PMOI, mujadeen, Muslim animals, but you are the only person I have heard of admitting to murdering a child.

Beef #fundie moonbattery.com

As Obama said in his response to the underwear bomber incident:

"Blay blah blah ummm blah blah extremists blah blah power blah umm bah blah"

Obama will never pursue Al Qaeda as agressively as the Bush administration, in part beacause deep down he kind of thinks they have a point with all this Great Satan stuff, but mostly because it's not all important to his base. The kind of extremists they care about have "God Bless America" bumper stickers on their F-150's and express reservations about carbon taxes, gay marriage and taxpayer funded abortions for pre-teens. Those are the kind of people you need to keep your eye on.

dave #fundie moonbattery.com

"Obama More Aggressive Than Bush Against Al Qaeda"

These dipshitocrats are are trying to make Barack Insane Obama MMMM MMMM MMMM, look tough because I have noticed that since this IRON HANDED PRESIDENT stole the office the rag head terrorists have stepped up attacks and have drawn blood. If flight 253 was a successful operation then it would be curtains for this administration and the rodents that follow them. He's sounding a little tougher now because the last attempted attack left shit stains in those pink bloomers of his. He can sound tougher all he wants but right now he's just running that mouth of his with his eloquent news conferences. Think he's going to push back at the terrorist? I'll bet he just slaps their widdle hinny's.

Does Obama have to read the terrorist their right before attacking?

Talk is cheap.

Gregory of Yardale #fundie moonbattery.com

God Laughs at Al Gore... Again

By now you have heard, of course, that the Copenhagen Global Warming conference is getting hit by a snowstorm.

You might think this is no big deal, I mean Copenhagen is part of Scandinavia, right? And Scandinavia is cold, right? (Well, you might be thinking that unless you went to a public school and took 'Dealing with Feelings of Transgenderedness/Fisting 101' instead of Geography.) But Copenhagen normally has a mild climate, and has only seen a white Christmas (Solstice for you atheists who celebrate pagan holidays because they're more rational) seven times in the last century.

There is such a thing as the Gore Effect.

The so-called Gore Effect happens when a global warming-related event, or appearance by the former vice president and climate change crusader, Al Gore, is marked by exceedingly cold weather or unseasonably winter weather.
For instance, in March, 2007, a Capitol Hill media briefing on the Senate's new climate bill was cancelled due to a snowstorm.
On Oct. 22, Gore's global warming speech at Harvard University coincided with near 125-year record-breaking low temperatures. And less than a week later, on Oct. 28, the British House of Commons held a marathon debate on global warming during London's first October snowfall since 1922.

I really don't get how people can't believe in God. There's just way too much of this kind of thing going on in the world, if you pay attention to it. Maybe Al Gore should try reading God some of his poetry

Fiberal #fundie moonbattery.com

Great. Just great. Now we have full-blown socialism.

Passage of ObamaCare does it. This is how socialism works, comrades.

Liberals, socialists, communists pursuing power will work while you're in a football coma during the holidays...they are working this year all the way up to Christmas eve.

When will you learn?

Liberals Never Ever Stop.

They work everywhere and all the time; they work from Copenhagen to D.C. to your local government approving another Mosque. They are working Christmas morning. They are working now.


And they work especially hard when its cold outside and you're ensconced in your unwashed couch comforter, watching football, eating, screaming at your kids and eating.


Millions of you can get up and drag yourselves and your kids to football games over and over. But only a few thousand can make it to a one-time tea party. And at a critical time when BO's healthcare bill is going to get passed in cloture and then in fact... nothing. No teaparties, nothing. Not a peep from the delicate battlefront.

Well, I hope you're happy with yourselves and your civic participation, your awareness of the issues, your votes (or lack thereof) and your BO Messiah and your weak, spineless Republicans and your mindless John McCain, because now you get to celebrate your socialized medicine, comrades.

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