Dear, Goofyperson; What do you gain from this “Earth-Is-Flat” biz other than a More Anti-Intellectual Than Thou Contest? I just hear a bunch of “Look at me! I’m stupid! I’m more stupid than you! Yay! DERP!”. You know that stuff about “pillars” and “corners” in The Bible is merely metaphor and mistranslation, right?
NOBODY IN THE EAST, ANCIENT MID-EAST & EUROPE EVER THOUGHT THE EARTH WAS FLAT AND CORNERS AND PILLARS MEANT “DIRECTIONS”! YA KNOW; NORTH, SOUTH, EAST, WEST?!
GAAAWWWD! These people are stupid. How could anyone be proud of being stupid? It’s like being proud of being a serial killer’s victim or dying from cancer or something! “LOOKIT ME! MY HOUSE WAS TRASHED BY A TORNADO AND I NEVER GOT HOMEOWNER’S INSURANCE! I’M HOMELESS AND STARVING! THIS IS GREAT!”.
Even an intellectually-impaired 35-year-old man with Down’s Syndrome and the intelligence and mindset of a kindergartner would know better than you! He’s the real adult MAN in body and intelligence!
Ask any kindergartner; “The Earth is round, like a NERF basketball!”.
FINALLY: WHY IS “METAPHOR” AND “CONTEXT” SO DANG HARD TO GRASP?! YOUR DUMB BIBLE IS STILL TRUE EVEN IF THE EARTH’S A 5.5 BILLION YEAR OLD SPHERE AND PEOPLE & SIMIANS DESCENDED FROM A COMMON ANCESTOR! METAPHOR! HISTORICAL CONTEXT! PROBLEMS WITH FINDING AN ACCURATE TRANSLATION INTERPRETATION FROM ARCHAIC VERSIONS OF HEBREW & GREEK!
LIMITED TINY MINDS! CAN’T GRASP NUANCE! SEEING EVERYTHING IN LITERAL BLACK & WHITE! SCARED OF HUMAN DIFFERENCE! THREATENED BY THE FACT THAT HUMANS AREN’T THE BORG! WHAT A DARK LIFE FRUMMIES, BIGOTS & BIGOTED FRUMMIES MUST LIVE!
I USED TO BE ONE OF THESE WEIRDOS! I WAS NOT A HAPPY CAMPER! I got better, though.
