John MacArthur is A Liberal Who Says Jesus' Blood is Not On the Mercy Seat in Heaven!
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Anybody to the left of Mussolini is a Liberal, but Stewie's standards. Also, ew, who wants to sit in a blood-chair? Clean your g'ddamned chairs, Stewart! Shit like that is how hepatitis gets passed around.
John MacArthur is A Liberal
Since I couldn’t give a flying fuck about the various religious nutjobs and wouldn’t even spend the time on the toilet thinking about them, I had to google John MacArthur. All I can say is, if he’s a liberal, then I could be a reincarnation of Lancelot and the Virgin Mary all in one.
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He thinks the King James Version must be utterly and completely correct just like the original texts because it’s based on the Antioch manuscripts, rather than the Alexandria manuscripts. Despite the translators themselves admitting that it probably wasn’t that good.
I’m also surprised that he doesn’t count the earlier Tyndale and Douay-Rheims translations, even if they had Catholic auspices. Maybe he thinks El couldn’t care less about the English (despite the English Anselm of Canterbury being the one to formalize the idea of substitutionary atonement) until Protestantism took root there?
I’m not sure which part(s) of the Bible the mistranslated phrase “mercy seat” appears in, although if not the New Testament, then he’d better be prepared to explain why the Jews don’t have that concept. But he’s of the opinion that after the Crucifixion, Jesus needed to enter Heaven physically to anoint said mercy seat with the blood from his wounds, else El still wouldn’t permit any to be saved.
I don’t pretend to know why even after the “purchase” of humanity with Jesus’s death/shed blood, El still insisted on a ritual like this. How does Stewart think El thinks?
Jesus' Blood is Not On the Mercy Seat in Heaven!
...now please show us chapter & verse in your KJV where your J-boy not only had nails in his hands & feet, but in his arse.
Or he'd had a dodgy curry previously: and is experiencing Buddha's Revenge.
C'mon Davey-poo, don't sit on your hands re. this issue: just as you think that your J-boy must be...!
...or he's standing on that 'Seat'. [/Pedantic]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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