Bags of Gold Shekels, The Sneaky Jews

[jews harp soft entry with feeling]

Bags of gold shekels,
Never reaching the bank,
Goyim I’ve swindled,
Never meaning to prank

Coins that roll near me,
With these eyes I see,
And my olfactory sense,
You know I can’t miss

‘Cause I’ll jew you
Yes, I’ll jew
Oh, how I’ll jew you
[6 million shofars blasting in background]

Gazing at goyim,
With my hypnotic stare,
They’re under my spell now,
And don’t even care

Some try to escape me,
Their people defend,
They all learn to bend knee,
And will in the end

[Musical interlude played by cries of enslaved goyim]

‘Cause I’ll jew you
Yes, I’ll jew
Oh, how I’ll jew you
[6 million shofars blasting in background]

‘Cause I’ll jew you
Yes, I’ll jew
Oh, how I’ll jew you
[6 million shofars blasting in background]

Repeat first verse then chorus twice.