Mother Rowling's Radfem Rhymes #19?

Verse 1:

If your son is in your wardrobe, get him out!¹ (x2)

Teach a lesson while you can, before he grows into a man, so²

If your son is in your wardrobe, get him out!

Verse 2:

If your daughter's into girls, then it's okay! (x2)

Oh, the world would be much better if we dropped the final letters!

If your daughter's into girls, then it's okay!

Verse 3:

If their schools are teaching bullshit, pull them out!³ (x2)

Things can quickly turn out sour when the men have all the power,⁴

If their schools are teaching bullshit, pull them out!

Verse 4:

If they still say they're dysphoric, take 'em outside!⁵ (x2)

Nature's such a good solution to the whole gender confusion,⁶

If they still say they're dysphoric, take 'em outside!

Verse 5:

If they're always on the web, then shut it down!⁷ (x2)

They could put themselves in danger if they're having chats with strangers,

If they're always on the web, then shut it down!

Verse 6:

If your husband drinks the Kool-Aid, turn away!⁸ (x2)

Try to emphasize prevention, for he jerks off to attention,

If your husband drinks the Kool-Aid, turn away!

Footnotes

¹ - This might entail physically locking your wardrobe, or even adapting a more "boring" wardrobe, if the situation necessitates such.

² - I am decidedly not one of those terven who believe in "normalizing men in dresses/skirts" or "clothes should be clothes". Feel free to disagree in the comments if you'd like, but from firsthand experience as a mother of two boys I am assured that Little Timmy stealing your attire is almost always predictive of a dangerous fetish (AGP), and if you're a mother in a similar situation you should make it clear that boys and men do not dress like that, rather than reinforcing his passions.

³ - I recommend Catholic schools, even if your household isn't Catholic. They're surprisingly liberal for what you might think.

⁴ - Just as they have been for almost all of history.

⁵ - This is surprisingly effective for trans-identified youth of both semesters. I cannot recommend it more highly.

⁶ - Here's a question to muse upon. If a man transitioned to a woman in the middle of the forest, is he still trans?

⁷ - This is unfortunately getting harder and harder to do in today's era, I'm afraid. But still, make every effort to try!