Tornadoes are a government contrived myth, and a part of their overwhelming conspiracy to control the population!
Beware the Tornadoists! That evil tornado worshiping cult will do everything in its power to brainwash you into believing tornadoes are real!
I hold a doctorate in Meteorological Studies, obtained from the most prestigious institution on the planet Earth, so I know everything there is to know about the weather! I have nine black belts, for nine different forms of elite martial arts, which means I am undefeatable!!!!
For thousands of years people have believed this myth that tornadoes are real. Primitive humans would go hunting for them by covering themselves with mirrors, believing that the tornado would see itself and be frightened to death. The government has been producing fake tornado footage for hundreds of years in an attempt to control the populace which would give them the power to do anything they wish, such as invading Syria.
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