I reject your reality!
And substitute my own!
I plead the blood of Jesus and command this to be final Trump is president in Jesus name. Now this will be final. We accept no other reality. In Jesus name Trump is president again. Let it be so amen.
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Apparently not going to happen. So either:
A) Jesus does not care what you want.
B) Jesus rightfully hates Antichrist Trump and wants him gone.
C) Jesus does not exist.
Pick one.
I plead the blood of Jesus and command this to be final Trump ...and from the looks of things, seems you're getting what you prayed for: but not necessarily what you wanted .
Therefore (check one):
[ ] As Romans 13:1-5 proves, your 'God' no longer approves of your Golden Heifer, and instead wants an actual Christian in the White House
[ ] Political shit happens, and your 'God' doesn't exist
Choose wisely, Jezza.
Yeah. Well, our Reality has not only substituted yours that - like your 'God' - never existed in the first place, it's just been raped to death. So:
Where is your J-boy now, bitch ...?!
Since Jesus is awesome and Trump is gross, your blood-prayer just covered Biden whereas Trump’s covered in witch curses.
Seems Jesus of Nazareth & NeoPagan Witches are on the same team.
Jesus the Jewish Hippie Witch and Western face of Lord Vishnu and The Sun God! Namaste, So Mote It Be AND AMEN!
So calling for foreign interference, violating the Constitution (and Matthew 6:5 too!), for a person who showed no signs of believing or caring about believers or their dogma. You might want to pray forgiveness. Also Joe won so maybe god and jesus want him in office.
“I plead the blood of Jesus and command this to be final Trump is president in Jesus name.”
"Now this will be final.”
"We accept no other reality. In Jesus name Trump is president again. Let it be so amen.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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