I am a galactic super human on a sacred mission to change this world and liberate 7 billion slaves from the zionist matrix mainframe system. It sure is fun to sing prayers amplified with super crystals and change the earth and molecules inside of people for greater health. Fighting unseen demons is part of being a powerful shaman assisted by archangel Michael.
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Dude, what are you on? Because I think you should really cut down on it.
...Either that or your not taking enough of it.
The last time I ever heard someone talking like this, it was a guy with schizophrenia having a breakdown, no I'm not being sarcastic, that is literally the last time I heard something like this:
Uh, Joe....image image image
And when I hear "Zionist" in this context, it usually is a code-word for something A Wyatt Mann would draw when he isn't drawing weird "Mushmouf" monsters named "Denzel".
Frankly, I prefer my Keanu Reeves with energy and character....image
Well, at least Keanu's very easy on the eyes. He hardly ages and he's a hottie.
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Remember....[IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/SpukiKitty/All%20My%20Fab%20Reaction%20GIFS/beexcellent_zpsbdz1p0rd.gif[/IMG]
Egad! He's onto us! I warned the Higher Prismatic Oversoul not to use large amounts of fractal transwarp psuedocrystalline proto-elements in so many quadrillions of hyperspatial intersect matrices! Did he/she/it/they/(UNTRANSLATABLE) bother to listen? We must move quickly. Summon the Demonic Cyborg Absorbance Berserkers with all of their Ancillary Nano-elemental Automaton Regiments, then summon the 666th Chaos Cruiser fleet from Zionist Null Space! I'll take care of Archangel Michael personally. I'll (UNTRANSLATABLE) that holier-than-thou jerk. All units attack the moment I phase-shift reality. This galaxy ends NOW!
@ Phil O'Macedon:
Your cavalier attitude towards company secrets borders on treason.
Joe:
"I am a galactic super human on a sacred mission to change this world and liberate 7 billion slaves from the zionist matrix mainframe system."
You're not on the list. Can I see your invitation?
"I am a galactic super human on a sacred mission to change this world and liberate 7 billion slaves from the zionist matrix mainframe system."
And there's me thinking that $cientology were desperate enough to shell out $5 million for a 30 second advertising slot during Superbowl L.
(Watching the game on BBC 2, they cut back to the presenters during the ads; I only learned this in a simultaneously-running thread on 4chan's /sp/ on such; oh, teh bants!)
"It sure is fun to sing prayers amplified with super crystals"
How many watts do super crystal amplifiers have? More importantly, do they go up to 11?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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