Purebred Hillbilly Award

Robert Sechrest #wingnut #fundie facebook.com

, ..... fact is i'm so SOUTHERN , BORN-N-RAISED , GRAN DAD ! , WAS A CONFEDERATE STATES of AMERICA , ... SOLDIER !! , GRAN MOTHER WAS ONE OF THE LAST THREE SURVIVING WIDOW's OF THE nauthen war of aggresion, invading terriorist, ! AND WE HAD HER FUNERAL IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD , ...1958 ! , SO I'M LOVE MY SWEET DIXIELAND ! AND I'M NOT ATAUL , ASHAMED OF MY HERITAGE !! AND I'M NOT ASHMED OF GOD , MY ONLY FATHER !!! , JESUSCHRIST MY LORD & SAVIOR !!! OR THE HOLY GHOST THAT DWELL's IN ME WITH PEACE , THAT POASSETH ALL UNDERSTANDING !!! , SO-MODE-IT-BE !

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