"fact is i'm so SOUTHERN , BORN-N-RAISED , GRAN DAD ! , WAS A CONFEDERATE STATES of AMERICA , ... SOLDIER”
So, a traitor.
Treason’s the only crime defined in the Constitution, and taking up arms against the government is right there.
"GRAN MOTHER WAS ONE OF THE LAST THREE SURVIVING WIDOW's OF THE nauthen war of aggresion,”
That the South started by bombing the fort.
“invading terriorist,”
Can’t ‘invade’ your own country. Words have meaning.
Sorry, I should say ‘Wawds hav meenings, y’all.’
“AND WE HAD HER FUNERAL IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD , ...1958 !"
Good, uh, riddance?
“SO I'M LOVE MY SWEET DIXIELAND ! AND I'M NOT ATAUL , ASHAMED OF MY HERITAGE !!”
Four years. The confederacy lasted four years. Your ‘heritage’ is four years out of all of our Constitution’s history. OBAMA lasted 8 years as president and is TWICE as much part of your heritage, jackass.
“AND I'M NOT ASHMED OF GOD , MY ONLY FATHER !!!”
NO one expects you to be.
But your last four ENglish teachers may be ashamed of you.
“JESUSCHRIST MY LORD & SAVIOR !!! OR THE HOLY GHOST THAT DWELL's IN ME WITH PEACE”
Why is there an apostrophe in dwells?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
“THAT POASSETH ALL UNDERSTANDING !!! , SO-MODE-IT-BE”
MOTE you inbred boot licking slaver wannabe. It’s not even an attempt at an accent. You’re just dumber than an airport runway made of waffles.