How do you think it will go under this evidence.
God knows everyones every secret thought.
God knew before you were even born every motive why you disobeyed Him
God knows every crime you did and everything in your life.
God said if you just commit even one crime against God’s commands you commit ALL OF THEM.
what will you say to defend yourself. You who are lawless.
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God said if you just commit even one crime against God’s commands you commit ALL OF THEM.
So, your point is that God isn't very good at counting, I guess? Good to know.
“If you are all-knowing, you know what it would take to convert me so I could be saved. If you are all-powerful, you are able to do it. If you are all-loving, you should want to do it. Yet you didn’t. Why not?”
As I said before, the claim that God, unlike human judges, would have the whole picture - what goes on in the minds of those involved, whether the consequences of an action were truly foreseeable, etc. - means that divine justice should be MORE nuanced than mortal justice, not less.
God said if you just commit even one crime against God’s commands you commit ALL OF THEM. That’s insane!
I will not apologize for being human, and if your precious widdle god-with-a-small-’g’ has a problem with that, then might I posit that he use some of that vaunted omnipotence of his to create a horsecock dildo so thick that even he cannot hoop it, and then proceed to go fuck himself with it.
What the hell is wrong with you!? Why the actual hell would anyone willingly choose to believe (and force it upon others) that we live in such a nihilistic, fatalistic cosmic horror story?
And then they dare say we atheists are the crazy ones…
How what will go? What evidence?
And yet God remains imaginary and absurd. A feeble revenge fantasy for failed bullys.
Who or what is Him? And why should I care? Do I look like a dog?
And since I have never did a crime, we are talking pure fantasy here.
So this God clown is a bit of a loon, and an egomaniac. Got it.
Say? There is nothing to say. And no, I have laws. Try again.
God knows every crime you did and everything in your life
what will you say to defend yourself. You who are lawless
How do you think it will go under this evidence
Evidence, eh...?! If it pleases the court, I would like to submit Exhibits A - D:
1- Lying (Abraham & Isaac)
2- Murder, Abortion & War Crimes (Hosea 13:16)
3- Adultery (Joseph & Mary)
4- Paedophilia (Putting in Le Club Pudding the underage child bride Mary)
5- ?????
6- So unless you condone Murder, having sex with someone's intended: and the worse -than sin of Child Sexual Abuse, the fact that I can easily condemn your own 'God' to Hell with one Phoenix Wright-esque finger-pointing pose & accusatory exclamation 'J'accuse!' is the least of your problems, OP
...and don't make me get out my Josh Buggar & Roy Less , Tezza.
Defend myself against what? A creature who apparently only made me to throw into the torture basement and enjoy my screams? Morally, I’m not the guilty party in this set-up, again that would be the psychopath sitting on his throne, according to YOU, creating sentient beings just to fuck around with them and then throw them into the torture dungeon for the rest of their existence, unless they spend every single waking moment of their lives praising said psycho in a properly sycophantic manner.
Shit, you species traitors disgust me. That thing you worship makes the fuckin Kim dynasty look like humanitarians and yet you are more than happy to bow down to it and then go celebrate 4th of fucking JULY like you even give a slightest, tiniest piece of a fuck about freedom and baseline rights, about any sort of happiness or pursuit thereof, outside of singing hymns for your celestial dicktator, as he demands.
You’re all a Borg without a cube.
If God is omnipotent, omniscient, and infallible, then everything we do is predetermined & set in stone anyway (as God knows what we will do before we even exist, and can't be wrong), and we can't do anything other than what he has programmed us to do.
Imagine writing a few lines of code to make your computer type out the words "Hello World." You run the code, verbally yelling that the computer shouldn't type out those words, and then destroy the computer in a fit of anger when it does what you created it to do.
It's the exact same logic, and it's quite literally insane.
Confused?
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