Do You Believe...
♫In life after love after love after love♫
♪I can feel something inside me say♫
♫I really don't think you're strong enough, no♪
Hitler was responsible for the murder of 6 million jews via homicidal gas chambers?
Yep.
Hitler started WWII?
No, I non-sarcastically think it was Charlie Fucking Chaplin.
Hitler stole the election in 1933?
He certainly stacked things in his favour, with the Reichstag fire.
Hitler was involved with the occult?
It certainly makes for fun stories of interpid archeologists punching Nazi noses over the Holy Grail, but no, Hitler was not involved with the occult.
Hitler hated Christianity?
He found it useful to lull the people into obedience, and created a warped Aryan-flavoured version of it. That’s all I’ll say.
Hitler hypnotized the German people to allow him to lead them?
I think desparate people will follow any Pied Piper, so long as he promises good days ahead with minimal fuss.
Hitler wanted and planned to rule the world?
Because everybody knows megalomaniacs can be satiated with just one thing, right?
Hitler was the evilest man in all human history?
There’s a sorting algorithim of evil. It goes Hitler, Himmler, Goebbels, Pol Pot, Stalin, Idi Amin, Trump, whichever intern keeps telling the Donald that his makeup looks fine. His make up does not look fine, Heather! He looks like he fell asleep on a pumpkin pie! He looks like he’s on a lunch break between shoots on a Scheisse film that ran out of WetNaps! Blending, motherfucker, do you speak it!?!
The Allies were good, heroes, saviors of mankind from WWII?
Compared to the genocidal syphilitic and his gaggle of bloodthirsty bigots? Hell to the fuck yeah.
When you hear of Hitler’s accomplishments, do you call the person speaking a ‘Hitler worshiper’?
He dodged getting killed by JRR Tolkein and killed the man who started WW2 and the Holocaust. Those are the only “accomplishments” anyone should care about.
If you said YES to any of these, you have missed the point and need a number of history lessons.
Or I paid attention in history class, scant though it may have been, and have a moral fucking compass.
That’s okay, we’ll help you find the way!
Oh please fucking do. The Nazis used to come around my grandparents’ farm looking for food to steal and daughters to harass, and I’d like to see if Opa’s shotgun still works as intended.
