Akhnai #wingnut

Akhnai #wingnut incels.is

Religion or technology

As it stands we incels have only two options:

1)Reinstating religion and traditionalism.
>Sexual degeneracy will be regarded as a sin originating the Fall and will be constrained through rules and legalism(a'la Genevan Consistory/Sharia/Public Confucianism etc)
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>Unmarried women will be slut-shamed and forced to settle down.With incels,preferrably
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>Public burning of witches and deviant foids.
If a foid refuse to give you sex,just accuse her of heresy and get her torched.
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2)Technocracy and Cyberpunk
>Synthetic wombs,catgirls and artificial hormones making foids useless and valueless.
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>Destruction of traditional values,family units and all vestiges of ancient morality.
You can now live like a degenerate Chad,fucking sex robots and catgirls all around.
Retarded traditions like Chivalry or female worship will be extinct.
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>Or you can go all Nick Land and upload your consciousness to cyberspace while all around you the last fabrics of human civilization disintergrates into chaotic hyperdrive infested with ultravirus.
You will no longer need foids,food or anything else really.
You will become a virtual,internet chaos god travelling through all facets of reality
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>Or you can go all Nick Land and upload your consciousness to cyberspace while all around you the last fabrics of human civilization disintergrates into chaotic hyperdrive infested with ultravirus.

If the last fabrics of human civilization disintergrates [sic], who will maintain Cyberspace?

Catgirls? Didn't see that one coming. I guess we know what Akhnai's fetish is...

>Or you can go all Nick Land and upload your consciousness to cyberspace while all around you the last fabrics of human civilization disintergrates into chaotic hyperdrive infested with ultravirus

Major Motoko Kusanagi. In Soviet Cyberspace, woman laughs at you.

You will no longer need foids,food or anything else really

What you claim in your lifetime? Not even a 'Cope'. But you go your own cybernetic way, manbaby.

RoboCop/Murphy required a rudimentary paste to sustain his organic systems.

Your move, creep.

If a foid refuse to give you sex,just accuse her of heresy and get her torched.

Ah yes, the good old “If I can’t have you…”

What a wonderful person. I have no idea why you are still single. Must be your looks.

>Sexual degeneracy will be regarded as a sin originating the Fall and will be constrained through rules and legalism(a'la Genevan Consistory/Sharia/Public Confucianism etc)
>Unmarried women will be slut-shamed and forced to settle down.With incels,preferrably

But then, women rise up in a counter-revolution that results in the establishment of a gender-flipped version of Gilead. Incels are made slave laborers who are forbidden from any opposite-sex sexual contact.

You will become a […] chaos god travelling through all facets of reality

…Dude, even Slaanesh would think you guys take it too far. Nurgle would be more than happy to give you “company”, Tzeentch would use you as disposable pawns, and Khorne… well he would pretty much be an alpha male-chad-bully to you pathetic whinebabies. Not things to look forward to.

Goddamnit, now I really want to see Khorne give wedgies to Incels and throw them in lockers while he makes out with dozens of “stacies” at once.

Just vanilla catgirls? Pffff, once again incels prove themselves to be “pussies” (no offense to actual ones). Probably want them thinking they can easily control them. I’ll be much more impressed once they can handle Arachne or Minotaur girls.

Back in the days of ‘religion and traditionalism’ what would be incels today would be monks - but they’d have to be lucky even for that. More likely they’d be covered in shit and howling for alms in the street. Or slaves.

The second option, the other commenters have it about right.

Nick Land? Does this involve green slime, Marc Summers and weird kid shows?

Catgirls. Who'd only want sex in season, and would actively claw up unwanted suitors? Okay, dud3. You do you.

Catgirls? What an utter lack of creativity. They don't even have muzzles. Give me a gender-flipped Gideon Grey, a pie-baking extra-plush Southern Belle. Try harder, Incels.

“>Or you can go all Nick Land and upload your consciousness to cyberspace while all around you the last fabrics of human civilization disintergrates into chaotic hyperdrive infested with ultravirus.”

Physical servers, bitch.

“You will no longer need foids,food or anything else really.
You will become a virtual,internet chaos god travelling through all facets of reality”

Honestly, with the way you fucks already view your whole existence, as some degenerative drudgery, without any actual will to live, you’ll probably end yourselves, within a split millisecond of the upload, IF at all you would somehow to magically achieve an access, to a process, which, should we ever get it, will be definitely restricted behind multiple and rigorous psych evals, specially designed to filter out petty, little, shitheaded, poor pricks like you and other “fun” people like unstable psychos, so again, YOU.

“2)Technocracy and Cyberpunk
>Synthetic wombs,catgirls and artificial hormones making foids useless and valueless.”

None of which, you’ll ever be able to afford! Hurray!

Vedgies, for the vedgie god! Nerds for the Swirling Throne!

Also, for whatever reason, I’ve just been visited by a vision of a “50s greaser” bloodthirster :D

“Synthetic wombs,catgirls and artificial hormones making foids useless and valueless.”

Catgirls? OK, sure, if that’s what gets you off. But, what are you getting at with “artificial hormones” and “synthetic wombs”? Are you suggesting that men start getting pregnant and giving birth? Anyway, most men would find your vision of a future where there are no women left to be a dystopian nightmare. Most men *want* to have relationships with women, after all. But you don’t, it seems.

You know, thinking about it for a minute, the "genetically engineered catgirls" thing would be absolutely terrifying in reality. Cats are adorable, but they're also predatory and sadistic. No one wants to give that human size and intelligence. You couldn't even go on your morning jog without a gun, mostly to end your own life if a group of them ambushed you from the bushes and decided to play with their food.

>Unmarried women will be slut-shamed and forced to settle down.With incels,preferrably

In your patriarchal society, which father would want to marry his daughter with lazy whiners like you?

Lex Luthor sez, “Sorry, kid. We still won’t let you join The Legion of Doom”.

Oh! About them Cat Girls!….
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….Gotta love ’em!

“As it stands we incels have only two options:
1)Reinstating religion and traditionalism.”

I love this idea that the Island of Mogged Toys has any influence on society.
And you’re not going to be credible outlawing ‘sexual degeneracy,’ because in your mind that means ‘other people being happy.’ If anyone offers you a chance at sexual degeneracy, you won’t hesitate.

If women’s choices are promiscuity or ‘settling down’ wiht an incel, you’re going to see a lot of lesbians.

As for witches, you’ll first have to convince everyone witches aer REAL, then that they’re a THREAT, then that they’ave actually done something besides anger you.
We’ve all read the Crucible, jackass.

For the other side, you’re born way too early for such things to be affordable to the likes of you.