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How I Pranked the Homecoming Queen in High School

LULZ. This was incredibly easy, and quite memorable. In fact, the whole stadium thought it was hilarious. And I never got caught.

I wasn't black pilled yet but the Stacey that won, beyond unbearable. Just abusive to ugly people. She looked like kim kardashian with even bigger tits and more makeup. I lived close to the high school, so in the middle of the night I took an old amplifier and a Fender speaker and simply hooked it up to an outlet with an extension cord and put the speaker underneath the bleachers where it butted up against a shed.

So I had a CD of The Bitch is Back. All I had to do was sit close enough and I could turn it on and off full blast. Maybe 110 decibels. So she comes up to the mic to give a speech and I hit the power on button. It totally drowned out her little speech. The funny part was that I only let it play for about 4 seconds and shut it off. People were pissed because they thought some knucklehead in the press booth was doing it.

So she started trying to speak again "I'm so honored to be a foid" yada yada and I hit the power on button again. BLAM! The Bitch is back! They heard the word bitch and just laughed. Even the parents. The foid was furious. The third time I left it on. None of the other speakers got my special treatment.

The next Monday the principal asked somebody to anonymously email him who did it. I heard that he got a ton of anonymous emails, but not one person suggested I did it. I was a totally invisible Incel that was invisible. Funny thing was, in the next school paper, somebody wrote a funny little article with a photoshopped pic of her trying to talk while a jet was going overhead, like a sonic boom.

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