Reacting to omens saying that the Council of Black Wizards may restrict sacrifices to Moloch, Death Cult witches plotted to desecrate Catholic churches over the weekend. But the sub-pagan hordes were turned back at Old St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York by twelve men who stood on the church steps praying the holy rosary.

The strong of heart and firm of faith may watch the video here.

Not much was known about the valiant sons of Holy Mother Church who faced down the frenzied coven. Until Cozy.tv host Dalton Clodfelter interviewed the church defenders’ leader. The man of the hour is a working class New Yorker, and both he and his interviewer are young men used to the coarse parlance of their generation, so be prepared for salty language.