A picture of a sign entitled: ‘First Baptist Church of Hammond’ with the subtitles:
IF YOU DIDN’T SEE IT.
IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
JACK HYLES
THE BEST PREACHER SINCE THE APOSTLE PAUL
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I didn’t see “God” do shit. What do you got to say to that, bitch?
Also going by prize pupil and petulant pedophile David J. Stewart Jack Hyles teaches that every man is God’s morally inculpable stand-in immune to judgment even from God and incapable of sin while free to judge and demand change of others. And that if any such man has a family they are to bow in literal worship of them.
"IF YOU DIDN’T SEE IT.
IT DIDN’T HAPPEN"
And yet, forensics constantly convictscpeople for things that happened but the jury did not see... weird how science do that.
“JACK HYLES
THE BEST PREACHER SINCE THE APOSTLE PAUL”
That, Jack, is the sin of Pride.
You’re going to Hell for that, Jack.
@Lizard_People_Operative #40989
Considering how long he’s been dead, I think it more likely that this is one of his disciples, or at least a Hyles-Anderson graduate.
First Baptist Church of Hammond
Located in the same neighborhood as:
Second Baptist Church of May
Third Baptist Church of Clarkson
So nothing ever happened before I was born? Guess the first moon landing never happened then; I missed that by a few weeks.
But, I’ve seen it in pictures and movies since; does it magically happen as soon as I see it?
Hypothetical:
If one were to murder one of the current leaders of this church in some back alley, and escape the scene without being caught, did then no murder actually occur, despite the body whose head is connected only by the spine? If the murderer should be later caught the blood on his clothes, and knife in his possession, is he still not guilty, because no one saw him actually do the killing?
Oh, my mistake, that only works if the killer is one of the church leaders! Everyone else has to follow the laws of man, as well as God.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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