Guys - I'ma be straight up - demons aren't entertaining. They're actually real. Which I know cause one tried to strangle me. I saw it. And as I was being strangled I felt chest pain and was literally about to die. Then I said his name - JESUS. Its like a nuclear bomb. Works every time. So if you guys think you gotta demon in your house. Just tell his name - Yesnua it you're Jewish, Jesus for everyone else. It basically means God our salvation, and he will save you, it you really mean it when you say it. That's all blokes. See ya!
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