The Baal worshipping priests of NASA preaching Murcury Venus Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Pluto. All of them pagan gods of the Helios heavens.
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If they worship “Baal” (which was not a specific god, but a divine title meaning “Lord” associated in particular with Hammon and/or a given city’s patron god), why do they name the planets after Roman deities rather than ancient Levantine ones? Shouldn’t it be something like Melqart, Astarte, Resheph, Hammon, Dagon, El, Yam, Mot?
The Baal worshipping priests of NASA This part alone cracked me up.
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Indeed you’re correct, and even some of their moons are named in honour of the Roman deity’s hanger-ons, such as Ganymede for Jupiter. However, to therefore call astronauts “Baal-worshipping” is just plain ridiculous.
As a Geordie would say, 'What a loada Baal locks! Haddaway an' shite, mon!'.
...and what about Roscosmos? CNSA? ESA? JAXA? And for so many on Godlike Productions who think Donald Fart is the Second Coming: his 'Space Farce' and all?
Just NASA? Strategic Air Command on Xmas Eve just laugh at you, OP: and that's just that part of the US Air Force.
NASA has priests? I thought it was Space they were working on, not religion.
Venus is not a god, technically speaking. She’s a goddess.
Oh, and the days of the week and the months of the year are equally bad, dearie. It must be tough having such an aversion of older religions, honey.
"preaching Murcury Venus Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Pluto. All of them pagan gods of the Helios heavens.”
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