It's not a vaccine if you have to keep taking it. By taking things on a regular basis then it becomes a crutch. It's sorcery at it's base and the Bible clearly tells you not partake in pharmikea. Trust the Most High and nothing of man. Also stop celebrating those dang pagan days.
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First: Nearly every vaccine has a duration, because vaccines are training for your immune system and „if you don’t use it you lose it“. The booster vaccination is to strengthen your immunity by a little percentage, because on the whole population a few percentage points make a great difference.
Second: No pagan holiday? Really? Like Christmas (which is not the birthdate of Jesus but winter solstice, which is celebrated in many pagan religions)
"It's not a vaccine if you have to keep taking it."
Ah, yes, the Once Saved Always Saved doctrine, as spelled out in the Book of Leary 4:20. Because diseases don't evolve and neither do we.
As to the crutch, I've used crutches. What the fuck is wrong with crutches? I couldn't have made it up the stairs without crutches. There are just times when you do need a crutch. If a crutch keeps me out of the hospital, or the morgue, i'm all for crutches. CRUTCH 2024!
What am i supposed to do, wave a bible at the stairwell and demand that God lowers the 2nd floor down to me? THAT would be sorcery.
Hey, OP, ever heard of the tetanus vaccine? You get 5 doses as a child, then a 6th as a teenager. Then as an adult you should have a booster every ten years because it loses efficacy. And we’ve been treating tetanus like this since 1938. Try again.
So the flu vaccine, which we need to take yearly because the flu constantly adapts isn't a vaccine?
I love when they call god "the most high" because that makes him sound like a druggie.
@Creativerealms #102800
Ever read the full story of Noah’s Ark? At the end, they get off the boat and have a victory party, with some burnt sacrifices.
And then it’s like every party, there’s that One Guy. God takes a few hits on the sacrificial smoke and gets maudlin. Starts regretting the Flood, realizes all those people He drowned for wickedness…. Well, man, MANKIND is JUST WICKED!
So when, why, and how did half the US forget everything about how medicine worked? I don’t mean things as significant as the eradication of polio or as goddamned insane as treating bleach like medicine, I want to know what wiped tetanus shots from people’s minds and that people wore masks at cancer treatment centers long before the pandemic.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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