The 2020 presidential race is now down to two men blackpilled on hair loss, who had hair transplants (albeit both with archaic methods)

Given Joe Biden's big win on super Tuesday (made possible by Elizabeth Warren), it is safe to say the odds of Sanders getting the nomination are roughly equal to Knajjd's chances of knocking out Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury, and Anthony Joshua, all in the first 10 seconds of the first round. The only way Bernie Sanders could become a viable candidate again would be a combo of

1) Warren dropping out today and endorsing Sanders
2) Obama endorsing Sanders
3) A tape of Joe Biden shouting the N word with an "r" as hard as diamond a la michael richards (Kramer) at the laugh factory in 2006
4) Joe Biden shows up to the next debate in an SS uniform
5) A sociopathic, ruthless, high IQ Sanders supporter with undying loyalty to Sanders acquiring a death note

....Even then that only gives Sanders a puncher's chance.

So now that we know it's Biden vs. Trump, that means the American people have a choice of two candidates who were blackpilled enough about hair loss back in the 20th century to get a hair transplant.

So who will win? Joe Biden's hair plugs:
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Or Trump's scalp flap surgery?
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Personally, I unironically want Biden to win. Did you see his victory speech where he mixed up his wife and his sister? Fucking LOL. Everything is going to shit, might as well have a president that provides comic relief. (I'm being 100 percent serious).