( Note: I asked this question and guess who the first person to answer it was? Gerald fucking Mcdonald. )
Q:What would dolphins look like if they went back to land again? Would they become bipedal and have hands with opposable thumbs, or would they have hooves like their ancestors?
A:They were never land lubbers. They as well as any other water loving mammal, have always been living in water. Their ancestors were created in water. And this is how they have always been..
 
        
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                Come on man, how do you not have anything better to do? First answer i get to my question is by GERALD MCDONALD of all people!?!? And also Gerald, you… might wanna check the fossil record. The ancestors of dolphins lived on land. They share a common ancestor with hippos and I think something like that would be obvious considering the fact that DNA tests have shown that they are related to even-toed ungulates. Now quit browsing Quora all day just to dismiss peoples hard work and scientific studies, okay?
 
            
        
            
                
                
Q:What would dolphins look like if they went back to land again? Would they become bipedal and have hands with opposable thumbs, or would they have hooves like their ancestors? 
Neither. Evolution is irreversible: once lost, adaptions can only evolve anew convergently. Indeed, whales are themselves excellent examples of this principle.
 
            
        
            
            
        
            
            
        
            
            
        
            
                
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It may be noted that, while I have been unable to find anything on whales expressing hooves atavistically, the other group of fully aquatic mammals, the elephant–related Sirenians (sea-cows), more specifically the manatees, do  have vestigal hooves.image 
 
            
        
            
            
        
            
                
                @Bastethotep  #81927 
You are right that atavistic rear flippers sometimes occur in dolphins - but as far as I know it is usually just "exterior tissue" without any skeletal structures, which makes a "readaption" even more unlikely, if not impossible. 
 
            
        
            
            
        
            
            
        
            
                
                @anonymous-165519860  #81904 
So, nothing would revert, exactly, but something may change going forward.  Their flippers may become lefs, or they may have a reason to retain flippers and instead grow land-moving appendages from something else.  Maybe the tail becomes like a skink's to propel them over swampy ground, retaing flippers to maneuver in the water....
 
            
        
            
            
        
     
    
    
    
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