Unnamed pickup truck driver #conspiracy #quack

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CANCER DOG TURD

YOU CAN GET CANCER FROM DOGS WiTH COLON CANCER
LOOK WHAT DOGS DO WiHT THEiR NOiSE TONGUE AND BUTT
CANCER CELLS

PERVERT CANCER NO DOGS IN HOUSE
CANCER DOG GET 10 TIMES MORE CANCE THAN YOU AN ME

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CANCER DOG TURD

What an apt description of the GQP.

I never thought I’d see the day the Cancer Dog truck made it to FSTDT. It’s almost debatable whether it belongs because the person who drives the truck clearly has a mental illness.

@Max_Baumann #146835

Actually, today was the first time I saw it.

This person sounds like they could be a high-ranking Republican politician.

@Citizen_Justin #146836

It’s a minor meme on Reddit, and some users have even claimed to know the individual responsible for Cancer Dog.

What dogs do with their noise?

Truck drivers are the best oncologists, no doubt!

Fun fact: there actually is an infectious type of cancer in canines:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_transmissible_venereal_tumor

Of course, there’s no way it’s going to affect a human, no matter what you do with the dog.

This Dipshit: “DOGS LICK THEIR BUTTS, WHICH GIVES THEM CANCER ON THEIR TONGUE! THEY THEN PASS THAT CANCER ON TO HUMANS!!”

Sane Person: “Wait, hold a tic…how does the cancer on the dog's tongue get into people?”

TDP: “…THROUGH PERFECTLY NORMAL ACTIVITIES THAT EVERYONE DOES!”

SP: "…You make out with your dog, don't you?”

TDP: “PERFECTLY NORMAL ACTIVITIES!!”

Guide Dogs.

'Opinion' destroyed. Also:

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