Massive uprisings by many people will soon be manifesting in England over and over again in different ways against Sadiq Khan and against the leaders of the Labour Party in Parliament this year the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth has made clear to me.
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Massive majority for Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour Party. Before then, Sadiq Khan voted in by the mainly white population of London for an unprecedented third time. PROTIP: Khan is a devout Muslim. Starmer is an Atheist. So either (check one):
[ ] Romans 13:1-7 proves your ‘God’ approves of them and your opinions are wrong
[ ] Those Labour Mayor and Prime Minister not being Christian is proof that people want those in political power simply because they do a good job/are clearly better than previous governments respectively, they don’t respect your opinions and your ‘God’ doesn’t exist
Choose wisely, Joey.
the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth has made clear to me.
How? Did Jeshua of Nazareth actually manifest himself in corporeal form in front of you (a halo is still allowed), demonstrating divine powers, and declare this clearly in the exact same words? Or did you just hear random voices in your head due to not taking your meds or misinterpret a vague Bible passage instead? Or both? Or maybe you’re just lying…
And if Jesus did manifest in front of you, why? Why you (a random nobody) solely and specifically? Why not sent a massive, undeniable message across the world with his supposed omnipotence?
You know, it’s funny how Jesus ONLY manifests himself to already devout Christians and only in private and mysterious, unconfirmable ways. You’d think that manifesting himself en masse to heathens would convert a LOT more people in a shorter amount of time…
Hell, even false gods in fiction tend to know this; the easiest way to convert people is to DEMONSTRATE your power and existence in an undeniable way to several at once. As the Ori themselves said when manifesting in front of someone who denied them: ”We do not require blind faith. Only that you believe what you see and know to be true.”
Uh… Okay. We’ll see, won’t we?
(Not holding my breath here, though. You guys don’t exactly have a reliable track record in your own country, never mind ours.)
JPD: “The Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth has also made clear to me that…
…Brexit should be reversed.
…Adolf Hitler didn’t escape to South America, but to Switzerland. He died there age 93.
…when He returns to set up His Kingdom, Vladimir Putin will be his Second In Command.
…Satan is just God having a bad day.”
@Malingspann #203661
You know how kids sometimes blame an imaginary friend for things they do? Well Satan is the imaginary friend a kid makes up to save face for the other imaginary friend lest their parents think that first imaginary friend is a bad influence on them. But then that first imaginary friend, in a horrible twist, tells the kid who can’t simply imagine them away anymore “We’re in this together now, both our hands are dirty. I own you and you can’t go back from this” and then things get frighteningly worse.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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