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Lord Jesus Christ then asked me if I know what is called the ozone layer. He then explained it to me that it is like a transparent glass between the Sun and the Earth and that it is what absorbs the heat coming directly from the Sun. He confided in me that it has started melting and we are complaining already of the growing heat on Earth. Lord Jesus Christ also mentioned a sign He recently sent which came in form of a baby born and on his palm was written, “JESUS IS COMING BACK VERY SOON.” The palm of the baby was opened through a surgical operation and shortly after, the baby died. People overlooked this incident as a normal occurrence.

Lord Jesus Christ wanted man to sit down and think for a while how they came into this world and that there are times He regrets creating man, because of his evil works. He said that if man would not serve Him, He would raise up stones. Lord Jesus Christ lamented how the so-called Christians are being attracted by things of this world and are going back to it.

Lord Jesus Christ then told me to return to the world and deliver His message to all humans. He however wanted me to follow the footsteps of somebody who He cannot even call his servant, but his son. What made this man special to Him according to Lord Jesus Christ was that whatever He told this man to do; he did with all humility, obedience and joy. The Lord Jesus Christ asked me if know the founder of the Christ Apostolic Church (CAC) in Nigeria. I said “Yes, Joseph Ayo Babalola.” Lord Jesus Christ immediately chided me. ‘Just look at the manner you called his name without any respect!’

Shortly after, 2 Angels escorted me back to Earth, but Lord Jesus Christ Himself followed me inside the hospital to the bed and asked me to go sleep on the bed. Immediately, I woke up and I saw Lord Jesus Christ in flesh, but He disappeared shortly after.

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