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My Orgone Blasters are not the same as the typical tower busters you see online. I've discovered that many of them being sold online are being sabotaged for evil purposes!!
ok... lol... show me a link to these so called online sites that sell the "typical tower busters" and I may consider youre not a completel nutjob. Just 99.99999% nutjob.
So through Yahweh we're making our own that:
Yahweh (God/Elohim/I AM/Jehova/Jealous/The Creator/The Alpha And Omega) ... he certainly has a lot of brand names he could use for this product of his doesnt he? :P
-Absorbs and ELIMINATES chemtrails
*blinks*.... uhh... wat?
-Neutralize the evilness of the towers!
LOTR WAS A MOVIE/BOOK FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. NOT A DOCUMENTARY!
-Repel evil entities and aliens, keep them out of your yard and home
Right. Cuz we cant have them eating the daisies and our hard home grown tomato patches now can we?
-Protect your home, yard, then cover your neighborhood, town, or city!! If you don't protect your areas they're going to be stomping grounds for the Anuk and demons! These last days, when the veil is lifted, are not going to be friendly!
*sigh* WHEN WILL YOU IGNORANT CRAZY WHACKJOBS LEARN THAT GOD RETURNING TO EARTH TO JUDGE PEOPLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ALIENS AND SPACE SHIPS? THE ANUK WERE SUMERIAN GODS. NOT ALIENS. AND I HARDLY BELIEVE DEMONS ARE ALIENS EITHER.
-Clean the air and help you breathe better. Orgone can help those with asthma and those with breathing problems.
...And so can inhalers. granted to us by the power of doctors/physicians/and pharmacists from clinics hospitals and pharmacies worldwide! (providing you can afford it) imagine that! ALLELLUJA!
-Eliminates toxins, poisons and radiation from the air
well shit... PLEASE START ZAPPING THAT SHIT INTO OUR ATMOSPHERE ASAP. Its about time someone created something that can clean up the mess us humans have made of it over the centuries. WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR?
-Defeats chemtrails and keeps your skies clear
You... like repeating yourself dont ya?
-Improves breathing, helps those with asthma
Ok... we get the point... no need to say it more than once. Are you running out of zany things your thingamawhackydoohickey can do?
-Promotes natural health, keeps you from catching every flu virus under the sun
MMMhmmm... cuz we all know these flus and viruses from from the evil Anuk and the demons! PRAISEY JEEBUS! Seriously... come back down to reality. Ill even offer to buy you the return trip ticket if youd like.
-Knocks out bad thunderstorms before they get to your area, chills out tornados headed your way
...chills... out... tornados?.... *blinks* uhh... clarify please? or is this just dribbling WHHHAAAAARRRGHHHAAARRBBBLLLEEE?
-Asphyxiates evil, aliens can't breathe around it and it burns them!
Last time i checked.. aliens werent evil. In fact... we dont know much about them if ANYTHING at all. How can you associate them with demons? Furthermore.. how can you... ohh fuck nevermind. This chick is long gone lost in her own little universe. Hope you enjoy anal probes Sherry.
-Keeps demonic entities out of your home and yard.
I dont believe in demonic entities. Only the evil that exists within all people giving them the capability to perform inhumane and evil actions at any given moment of their own accord. That having been said... stay the FUCK away from my home and yard, Sherry! *makes the sign of the cross* XD
-Nullifies the effects of the strong subliminal messaging NWO towers erected everywhere
Sherry Sherry Sherry... *shakes her head... places your tin foil hat back on your head and hands you your medication
-Stops ELF attacks
But... I like Elves. Especially Legolas.. HES HOT. OOOH and Link from zelda! YUMMY!!! *drools*
-Helps you sleep better
I have insomnia. I doubt your little dippyzipperdoomajiggy is gonna change that if modern medicine and prayer cannot even control it and help me with it.
-Stops sleep abductions
As I mentioned above... not necessary. I dont ever sleep and the sleep I do get is so light a mosquito landing on my hand would wake me up. Ive never been abducted... nor will I ever. LOL Needless to say tho.. I would be ready for a Zombpocalypse if it ever were to happen. HAHAHAHA
-Emits positive energy, evil can't stand being around it!
I emit my own positive energy around me, my home, my loved ones, every day all by myself. I dont need you or your stupid alien zapper to do that for me. KTHXBAI!
-A defensive weapon in the last days to combat aliens and the NWO
Crams some more much needed medication into Sherry's throat and hopes it will kick in REAL SOON
-Stops headaches and migraines, improves overall health
one word. TYLENOL. another word. VITAMINS. Look into them.
-Those areas gifted with Orgone suffered the least amount of damage from Hurricanes.
this... is not even worthy of a comment. But... here goes. NOTHING WILL STOP THE FORCES OF NATURE! TOO BAD! BOO FUCKING HOO. GET OVER IT. Mother nature is PISSED and showing her wrath right now. All who damaged her with their selfish bullshit can now reap the consequences and unfortunately that also includes us innocents who didnt do anything at all to deserve said consequences... short of being born and living that is... grumbles.