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Sermon 16: Weak Sauce Baptists

By Bro. Steven R.

“ So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.”-Revelation 3:16

So many Baptist these days are weak sauce and weak willed! The Southern Baptist Convention has weakened their stances on homosexuality, biblical inerrancy, and salvation by faith alone! There are prissy “metrosexual” men heading to Southern Baptist churches with their prissy attitudes and pressed flamboyant suits and their bow ties and long hair with hair product being used! Also plenty of women wearing pants and even shirts that reveal breast and shoulder! It’s WICKED AND SHOULD BE TOLERATED BY THOSE WHO CALL THEMSELVES BAPTISTS!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN?

These people who call themselves Baptists youth groups where they play Halo on an Xbox and go paintball shooting and listen to secular concerts and eat chicken sandwiches from lukewarm LGBT appeasing Chick-fil-A instead of handing out Chick Tracts to the lost after they spend time meticulously studying Scripture! Bible reading and soul winning are far better uses of time for these young people!!!!

Some even take their kids to see the wicked filth of Taylor Swift, a bisexual woman who had a lesbian affair with Karlie Kloss, used her untold wealth to purchase breast implants, wrote songs deifying her body in addition to explicit sexual references, and so many more atrocities! They also love fake Christian conservative Kanye West who is pretending to be a Christian with his album “Jesus is King” where he is appealing to the MAGA GOP talk radio crowd! He’s still narcissistic and sees himself as a god! He needs to REPENT! So do those fake “Christians” who bought his album!

Fake Baptists are playing the Nintendo Switch, using a liberal iPhone made by sodomite company Apple, supporting premarital and extramarital sex, distorting 1 Corinthians 7 to say everyone should marry instead of just those who cannot yield to temptation, and people who worship the American Medical Association instead of the Great Physician Jesus Christ!

I saw a billboard claiming that Wicked Donny is the Word made flesh! John 1 quite clearly says that only Jesus Christ is the Word made flesh! Remember that, weak willed weak sauce Baptists who play Halo and letting the whole world go to Hell instead of getting people out of the fire and into the Church serving Christ and becoming saved and getting into Heaven!!!!! Get off your rest ends and do some work for God! Too many lost souls in this country are at stake!

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