checkmate

@checkmate

Annie Jacobsen #ufo #conspiracy

Calling Roswell a communist plot is still better than claiming aliens had crashed, landed, whatever, so this is a slight improvement. Another 40 years and we’ll be at “a government hoax”. Then they’ll discover traces of long dead protobacteria on Mars and everything will start out from square one again.

Tullio Simoncini #quack #crackpot

Mountain Manna #quack #crackpot #mammon

SupremeG #sexist

islamicincel #sexist

Here’s something we’ll never read: “Incels are stealing our jobs”.

Kajm #wingnut

Why the rise of Nationalism worldwide?

Blah, blah, blah, tl;dr

The answer is simple: the average human is a dumb shit.

David J. Stewart #fundie #conspiracy

I do not know why some people accept and others reject the very same Gospel truth, but that is how it works.

I do not know why some people accept and others reject the very same Quran truth, but that is how it works.

I do not know why some people accept and others reject the very same Buddha truth, but that is how it works.

I do not know why some people accept and others reject the very same Flying Spaghetti Monster truth, but that is how it works.

I do not know why some people accept and others reject the very same … truth, but that is how it works.

Pepsi or Coke? Screw ’em, I’ll take root beer any day. And a hotdog, please.

Pickering Post #racist #conspiracy

Does this person also complain about all the whites in South Africa? Or is that ok because they’re white?

Not to mention all the non-indigenous people in the Americas. They should all go back whence they came. Every single one. Then the indigenous Americans can decide whom they want to invite back in.

The Last Reformation #homophobia

This is an amazing story of how the internet spreads total bullshit in people’s lives today and that if we seek what we want to hear to have our own ideas confirmed, it’s there somewhere, posted by some nutjob with an agenda.

Cuyen #racist #sexist #psycho

I dig a pygmy by Charles Haughtry and the deaf aids. Phase one in which Doris gets her oats.

@KeithInc.

Google “irony”. That’s my way of saying he’s a fucking idiot.

reg509 #sexist

The fact that the guy's name is chad and the second girl's name is stacy can't be a coincidence.

Possibly not, but no matter why they’re named that way, I still think the ad is fucking hilarious.

And honestly, without fstdt I wouldn’t know what an incel is and am actually sorry that I do. I’m also beginning to wonder about the people who add these incel quotes: perhaps a new hobby would serve them well.

turbotax. I don't even know what their company is about

How could you? To pay taxes you (usually) need something called “job”.

Cuyen #racist #sexist #psycho

Shin Ok-ju and the Grace Road Church #fundie

Let’s not forget that the “followers” had to be stupid enough to go with her in the first place. In my eyes, the real victims are any children and adolescents who where taken along and their parents should be punished for doing so. Just because the adult “followers” were treated badly doesn’t mean they’re totally innocent and above reproach.

TheModSquad #sexist

Your fucking sandwich is in the fucking refrigerator, in pieces. There’s horrible pasty white”bread”, cheap bologna full of chemicals and, if you’re lucky, meat scraps, and Velveeta “cheese”, just the way you like it, fatso, so go make it your fucking self, lazy bastard.

Anonymous #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

David J. Stewart #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia

Biblically, there is only one way and that is through Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God.

Biblically. But I have another book here that clearly states the only way to heaven is by partaking of the flesh of the KFC chicken on a Thursday evening. The special menu with fries and coleslaw. You have the “Good Book”. I have the “Very Good Book”. So chicken it is.

Can I get an “Amen!” for that?

Incels.co/Incel Wiki #sexist #homophobia #conspiracy

Believe it or not, there exist feminists who join incel forums just to groom heterosexual incels to transition to female and date males so that they do not breed

I believe it!

And I just got an email from a Nigerian prince who wants me to take his $35,000,000.00. I believe that too.

SoyBugDestroyer #racist

Of course Jesus wasn’t a Jew. Like duh.

It’s a well known fact that he was a white Christian. He belonged to a God-fearing fundamentalist KJV-only Independent Bapist Church. Even as a child carpenter’s apprentice he tithed a large portion of his wages every Sunday at the service so his pastor could pay for his Mercedes-Benz. He needed it to do good in the parish and Jesus knew that. Jesus also only watched good Christian programs on TV. He never watched I Love Lucy because Lucy had betrayed her white heritage by marrying a dirty spic wetback.

Various incels #sexist #psycho

Then again incels could be rounded up and put in camps to be used by professional boxers as punching bags.

Really, where’s the difference? These people aren’t “fundies”, they’re emotionally disturbed individuals. This isn’t an ideology, it’s a mental disease.

Jonathon Durno #fundie

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia

I just got a call from God. Collect, as always (damned cheapskate). He said, since he doesn’t speak to you anymore and hasn’t for decades, I should tell you from him that you’re full of it. He said he’ll even repeat that in 17th century KJV style English so you’ll understand it.

Unknown #racist

He is still alive today and hiding somewhere in this planet.

Right!

He’s in that special hiding place along with Elvis, Michael Jackson, Hitler, Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jesus, King Louis’ XIV secret twin, and my grandmother's Uncle Bill.

Brian Niemeier #fundie

your urge to white knight for people who hate you

Err, uhh, isn’t that exactly what Jesus did himself and wants us to do?

Vermilioncore #sexist #psycho

Roger Marks #homophobia #fundie

Straight out of the heterosexual denial book:

[on tape:] “You can grab them by the pussy!”

[live:] “I never said that.”

[evangelical Christian leaders:] “He’s a true Christian, we support him.”

Roger Marks #homophobia

well documented in books, and on TV

The same applies to Godzilla. So what?

Please show your documentation for the .00000000001% number. And while you’re at it, please comment on Jerry Epstein’s lifestyle.

The_Internet_Viking #wingnut

saryvo #sexist #psycho

Right!

Because nothing says “I love you” like slapping a girl around the apartment. That’s true love “with feeling”, literally.

Nokidscel #conspiracy #racist

Huh?

I’m afraid I’m too much a normal human being to understand this.

Liz Crokin #conspiracy

“Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide”

This is true. He was visited in his cell by the Blessed Virgin Mary. He thought she was one of his bimbos and hit up on her. Jesus came and said “what you say to my mama?” and took his soul off with him to the beyond, leaving the body behind.

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia #conspiracy

Independent Baptist Churches, where you are forbidden to speak your opposition

Once again, start up your own church. Hell, you can start in a damned garage if you want. Just make sure you close the door before you start preaching your garbage. When you do start one, it’ll be interesting to hear of all the things you’ll be forbidding other people to say.

You may consider your websites your “ministry”, but even there by your own account you ignore emails and don’t allow comments. The same on your youtube music channel. What are you afraid of? Won’t God protect you?

Who do we think we are as Americans, forcing ourselves (as a fiend rapist would) upon the world? What gives us the right as Americans to decide for the rest of the world what is right or wrong, and then try to force them to comply with our opinions?

Right!

A perfect description of American Baptist missionaries one meets all over the world. Yup, forcing themselves (as fiendish rapists would) on everybody they come across. Who the fuck do they think they are?

christian #fundie

Our galaxy’s black hole just released a super bright light

With “just” you mean ~27,000 years ago.

Yup, get ready, any day now.

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy #ufo

What are your thoughts

Being a polite person, I’ll limit the description of my thoughts to your story and ignore my thoughts on your state of mind: a total stinking crock of bullshit with a cherry on top.

Paul Forshaw #fundie

You have to repent of your sins and open up to the Lord admit your faults

Nope. Our resident expert on salvation, David J. Stewart, says we don’t have to do shit except say a few magic words. Then we're scot-free with absolutely guaranteed salvation and can do fuck all we want.

Chad Ripperger #fundie

нσтησσв #sexist

Ugly_equals_Death #racist

Funny, I lived in Germany for decades, but somehow I missed all of this. In fact, I’m in Germany at the moment, but I still can’t see it.

the dating market

Do you mean “ich parshippe jetzt”? Or “C-Date, für unverbindliche erotische Abenteuer”?

Foxfire67 #sexist

Kinda like Eva Braun stopped Hitler from doing terrible things by giving him some booty. That worked well.

CharlesMaurras13 and Lethalmouse1 #wingnut #psycho

JD Rucker #wingnut

We’ve been living with a post-truth presidency since January 20, 2017.

US Rep Steve King (R-Iowa) #fundie #sexist #wingnut

нσтησσв #sexist

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie

Inceljoe #sexist

Anonymous #racist #dunning-kruger

VanSensei #wingnut #fundie

Laura Wood #conspiracy

Chad Ripperger #fundie #conspiracy

they can curse the master copy

Right!

So let’s get an exorcist to drive the curse out of the “master tape” or primary digital copy, or whatever. Then we can remaster it, make new copies, and have curse-free fun watching divinely approved and blessed porn. Amen!

Chad Ripperger #fundie

Real witches will testify that the actual spells in Harry Potter are real spells, unlike Tolkien, who uses it as a literary device.

Oh heavens, get an editor. You changed the subject and the object in that rather disconnected sentence. Try this:

“Genuine witches will testify that the spells in Harry Potter are, in fact, actual spells, unlike in Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, in which the author used witchcraft as a literary device.” Better?

Even in better English, it’s still all bullshit.

Chad Ripperger #fundie #quack

Beelzebub always manifests the same way

Always? You’re sure?

Ya know, back in the 80s I heard an eyewitness account, and it was very different. Here it is:

Somebody's knockin'
Should I let him in
Lord it's the devil
Would you look at him
I've heard about him
But I never dreamed
He'd have blue eyes and blue jeans