…And then Lawrence C Makin Snr woke up, his pajama pants filled with jizz.
If Obama had been removed from office, Vice President Biden would have succeeded him. If Biden had also been removed, the Speaker of the House (Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner, or Paul Ryan depending on when in his terms) would be next. The only scenario where the junior Senator from Kentucky would have become President is the mass death of all of the above plus every Senator senior to him, because next after the Speaker is the President Pro Tem of the Senate–a mostly ceremonial position held by the senior member of the Senate’s majority party.