Lizard_People_Operative

@Lizard_People_Operative

mainlander #sexist #wingnut #psycho

Bulls-eye. Allowing women to pick whom they fuck, (which is one of the basic parts of natural selection - i.e. women picking the fittest mate), it's something completely anti-natural.

FTFY

Andrew Schlaftly #wingnut #crackpot

100%: Took one look at Conservapedia and decided that “Conservative principles are based on reason” was the biggest lie since Hitler blamed Germany’s problems on the “Judeo-Bolshevik conspiracy”.

Conservapedia Editors #crackpot #ableist #fundie

Atheism and the Wuhan coronavirus epidemic

Because anything bad that happens anywhere near an atheist is atheism’s fault, while crimes perpetrated directly in the name of Christianity can’t be considered the fault of Christianity.

Conservapedia #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

[The Proud Boys] have continually denounced the Alt-Right

In the same way that, as Sir Pratchett put it, one might say “don’t use those shiny new battle-axes in that cupboard over there; no, not that cupboard, the other one.”?

Conservapedia #fundie #crackpot

So no Christian has ever struggled with self-doubt or questions of faith? And no one ever had depression before Darwin?

A certain Danish prince invites you to go pour poison in your ear.

- Cannot comprehend life outside of a religious worldview.
- Cannot comprehend life without moral absolutes (derived from their morals, of course).
- Would actually have no sense of right or wrong without their faith.

What a shock.

Steve Turley #psycho #wingnut #racist

So… neo-Nazis are beating up on protesters while the police ignore it all and watch the New England Patriots instead? Is that what you’re saying?

Cliff Kincaid #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie

Interestingly, Biden’s phrase, “I will be an ally of the light, not the darkness,” was the headline about the speech from the Communist People’s World.

You mean… sometimes reporters use a memorable line from the speech to headline the article about the speech? Say it ain’t so!

RedditCCP #racist #wingnut

“We can’t win this election legitimately, so let’s just shoot anyone who might vote against us!”

Wulf Ingessunu #conspiracy #crackpot

Through the ludicrous laws ('rules') that force upon us the wearing of masks they take away our individual identity, backed by the destruction of our identity by rampaging Marxist Anarchists

Oh look, another example of “anything I don’t like is everything I don’t like”. (Anarchists generally aren’t too big on government-imposed rules.)

Also, anyone get the feeling that he took some form of hallucinogen and forgot what he’d written earlier before he moved on to the second part (about the Sons of the Wolf)?

WØLF #sexist #racist

I cope saying theyre tsunderes but they probably just legit hate me

I’m not surprised they hate you if your emotional coping mechanism of choice is saying to yourself, “one day my sister will open up and have sex with me!”

Eric Peters #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

No one should be out and about. People didn't get hamburgers when the Bubonic Plague was about. But we must pretend the Bubonic Plague is about.

The Bubonic Plague (at least, the most famous outbreak of it) had a completely different infection vector (flea bites vs. airborne), and occurred in drastically different circumstances (medieval Europe vs. modern world); it’s not a reasonable comparison.

Besides, I fail to see what kind of points you’re trying to score by saying “people didn’t get hamburgers several centuries before they were invented”.

Linesnap99 #sexist #psycho #dunning-kruger

incel tears is right on one thing tho,they admit that hating women will get you laid.

No, actually, they don’t. They point out that, sometimes, raging misogynists end up in relationships. These relationships tend to disintegrate rapidly, now that women can leave marriages without being left penniless.

in the time it took me to write this you know what happened on the other side.

Anubis decided that, when you turn up, he won’t waste time with the scales (since he already knows the answer), he’ll just toss you straight into the crocodile pool?

James Rink #conspiracy #magick #crackpot

Remote viewers have been having a field day trying to see what so many governments of the world are hiding down there and refusing to talk about.

This is literally true: they’re getting you to bankroll their expeditions looking for “what the guv’mint is keeping sekrit!”, then just loafing around looking at penguins and ice shelves, then coming back and making up some conspiracy garbage to justify themselves continuing to receive money.

Ron Pue #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Those within the Deep State of Leftist politics have also been recruiting Christian church leadership as their “useful idiots.”

Because the Bible doesn’t contain lines such as “it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God” or “thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself”, and Jesus doesn’t do anything such as minister to the lepers or throw the moneylenders out of the temple. Nuh-uh. Compassion is most definitely un-Christian.

Andrew Anglin #sexist

He’s dragging all of us troglodytes out of the stone age, whether we like it or not.

I forget who said it, but I’m reminded of the old quote: “Nothing inspires an Englishman to support radical change so much as the belief that it is actually deeply conservative.”

Which probably explains why people like Trump can get so many people to support their radical right-wing agenda by applying a thin veneer of God and country.

Funmi #moonbat

Governor Bill Lee #wingnut

Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee (R) quietly signed a bill into law ramping up punishments for certain kinds of protests, including losing the right to vote.

“I could face the possibility of my party losing office, or I could break faith with one of the founding pillars of America… y’know, I think the collapse of democracy is a small price to pay to keep Trump a two-termer and me in the Governor’s office.”

Joe Carter #fundie

economist Robin Hanson wondered why society is concerned about those who lack access to money but not about those who lack access to sex:

Because one of them leads to homelessness, starvation, illness and death; and the other leads to you having to jack off once in a while?

Donald J Trump #wingnut #elitist #dunning-kruger

“Well, I WOULD intervene to fix this totally-real-and-very-dangerous issue, but, I won’t do it unless they roll out the red carpet and bring me in as a conquering hero, descending from on high to fix the problems of the city with a wave of my ~~extrajudicial kidnapping squads~~ wand!”

Rush Limbaugh #conspiracy #wingnut

I have to tell you, let me just review, there are a lot of people I have come to find out who want to know…

Now the assumption I think that everybody had…

…the lights went down or came up whatever…

I guess fascism doesn’t make your train of thought run on time.

Padraig Martin #sexist #fundie #homophobia

Andrew Schlafly #crackpot

Andrew has apparently mixed up biology, physics, and ethics, and got all of them wrong in the process.

Conservipedia: Breaking new grounds in stupidity every day.

In5D #crackpot #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

So this is, what, the Matrix but with medieval merchant’s scales rather than advanced computer technology?

Henry Makow, PhD #sexist #homophobia #wingnut #kinkshaming

Young females think they are useful for one thing only.

Says the Christian “Marriage Only!” fundie.

Shiny mirror is shiny.

Marisa Russo #conspiracy #wingnut #ufo #magick

This includes an onset of tiredness whenever you attempt to advance your spirituality.

“Is my blog putting you to sleep? It’s not my fault, it’s the lizard people’s!”

Carnivore Aurelius © #conspiracy

If vegetable oils are behind all diseases, including cancer, then why does the WHO deem meat “carcinogenic”?

https://www.iarc.fr/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/pr240_E.pdf

Rebecca Rose #magick #ufo #mammon

We all contain within us unlimited wisdom and infinite inner resources.

To access these, enter: up up down down left right left right A B Start.

Preston James, Ph.D #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #ufo

MK-Ultra mind-kontrolled

Overheard in a bunker deep under Washington, D.C.: “So, all of our attempts to control the subjects failed, until we figured out that the trick was to spell it with a K. Works every time.”

Michael Love and the Pleiadians #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

ON 12/21/2020, A GRAND 400-YEAR CELESTIAL ALIGNMENT WILL OCCUR

Right in the middle of Christmas shopping. That’ll fuck with the economy something fierce.

Alex Jones and DeAnna Lorraine #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #transphobia #ufo #kinkshaming #fundie

And the word is, you know, she’s pitching, he’s catching.

I’m going to pointedly ignore the obvious wrongness of “MICHELLE OBAMA HAS A DICK!!!”…

There was another man, a long time ago, who was attacked by his political rivals for not minding if he took it from time to time; and for not being sufficiently misogynistic to his wife (two different partners, though - another sign of his degenerate unfitness to lead!).

That man was Julius Augustus Caesar. You may have heard of him.

Bourbon #sexist #racist

i hope she gets fucking mugged by a gypsy incel

let's just hope some non citizen gypsy will fuck her up

Oh look, racism against the Roma. How quaint, how old-fashioned, how… noxious.

VincentVanCock #sexist #racist

Babica Yaga #sexist #psycho

I mean, if one of my children was an incel and the other wasn’t, I’d probably favor the non-incel, unless they were something equally obnoxious, like a neo–Nazi or a brephophagist.

Gary D. Barnett #wingnut #conspiracy

…leaving only a controlled wasteland devoid of love, caring, community, and joy.

Having to wear a mask and stay at home = THE LITERAL END OF DAYS.

BummerDrummer #sexist #conspiracy #psycho

glowniggers

Fallout is fictional, so ghouls aren’t real.

Kudos to you for being racist against groups that don’t even exist, though!

ionlycopenow #psycho

Being around normies is frightening. Knowing that the average normie is not constantly narrating to themselves about rape, terrorism, murder, and pedophilia.

FTFY.

ArtilleryVoodoo #conspiracy

I think they are trying to force a cashless society upon us and mandatory vaccinations that will make them trillions

Step 1. Abolish money.
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit!
Step 4. Uh… how do we turn a profit if there’s no such thing as money anymore?
Step 5. Shut up, Bob.

universallyabhorred #sexist #psycho

Gregory Lessing Garrett #fundie #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

“The Truth is controlled by Satanic Pseudo-Academics, so Buy My Book and get Edumicated!”

ember #moonbat

-bernie sanders is an imperialist liberal

Bernie Sanders: “The founding values of my foreign policy are human rights, diplomacy, and peace. I support changing the law so that only Congress can declare war; pulling troops out of Iraq and Afganistan; and ending support for the Saudi intervention in Yemen.”
ember: “IMPERIALIST SWINE!”

Dan Manka #fundie

Popular opinion was against Thomas Edison as folks thought he was crazy, but the crowd was wrong and paid homage to him later every time they turned on an electric light.

The one who fatally electrocuted dogs as part of attack ads against his rivals and stole much of his body of work from other inventors who still get denied credit? THAT Thomas Edison?

Donald Marshall #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

Hang on… if a giant conspiracy of Nazi bodysnatching lizardpeople were real (no comment), why are you able to talk about it?

Because surely, if you’re a secret group of killers living in underground military bases (and again, I know nothing at all about this), your immediate response to “someone is showing proof of our existence” would be “kill them and replace them with one of us, who will then say they were experiencing a psychotic episode and never bring the topic up again”. Not to mention, you think the Illuminati, armies of clones, etc. are also involved.

And yet, per your own website, you’ve been talking about this stuff since 2011…

you are $26 trillion in debt

$22 trillion, actually.

Meanwhile, in the last year of the Obama Administration, it was $13 trillion.

How times change, eh?