Lizard_People_Operative

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Kat Kerr #fundie #wingnut

they were white

Odd that the angels of a God whose faith began in the Middle East and spread to the entire world would all share your exact skin colour…

Gangari the Wanderer #fundie #sexist

Is she ready to take on a demon-infested Courtroom? Unironic question.

Well, dealing with demons is a spiritual task; and I would imagine that a devout Catholic with a background in religious education would be better suited to battling the forces of evil than someone more secular…

Of course, there’s no demons in the courtroom, she’s just a theocrat-in-training, and you’re just using a two-thousand-year-old book to explain your own hatred of women.

DrDiarrhea #psycho #wingnut

DrDiarrhea

An appropriate name for this slurry of verbal shit… though I suspect you don’t have any qualifications past the preschool level.

Ascension Earth #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot #magick

The regressives had lured the Galactic Federation mainly the Pleiadean Defense Forces onto Taymat that was a water covered planet that would have made a perfect Headquarters and stronghold for the regressive reptilian races. The result of which the Pleiadeans detonated a nuclear device that destroyed Taymat.

So, uh, hang on… the reptilians lured their enemies into occupying the planet which would have made an ideal stronghold for the reptilians themselves, and then their enemies destroyed that planet (presumably while their own forces were still on it)? And these are supposed to be the superior alien races?

nothingberg #wingnut

Donald Trump: makes fun of a war hero who is dying of cancer while still being crippled from torture decades ago
nothingberg: This is fine.
Meghan McCain: makes fun of Donald Trump for having invented a disability to keep himself from serving his country
nothingberg: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! A TRAVESTY! IT’S HATE SPEECH!!!

Brett Stevens #wingnut #racist #elitist

to explore and discover new places, creating in them the same greatness that Western Civilization has created everywhere.

That’s an interesting way of saying “rob them blind to feather our own nests”.

Stonetoss #racist #wingnut

…But seriously, we could very much use the help of coronavirus in turning America back into something approaching a democracy, rather than a fascist ethnostate.

Kat #conspiracy #wingnut #ufo #magick #mammon

Home by Christmas

You know that usually translates as “military quagmire we’re in denial about", right?

montalk.net #crackpot #magick #dunning-kruger #ufo

My goal in this note is to interpret the Elder Futhark (old Norse rune alphabet, a.k.a. Viking alphabet) from the viewpoint that they are a collection of scientific diagrams pertaining to hyperdimensional physics and metaphysics.

Who the hell would make a language which was also a collection of scientific diagrams? “What was that, dear? ‘Pick up some honey’ or ‘F=MxA’?”

Mountains of Nova Gaia via Galaxygirl #magick #crackpot

We wish to offer you our solitary

You mean “solidarity”. Offering someone your “solitary” means leaving them alone.

mainlander #dunning-kruger #sexist

“I hate tattooed women, so obviously, these women must hate themselves just as much! I’m completely incapable of picturing people thinking differently from myself!”

micropenis29 #wingnut

Everything we were taught as kids about virtuous character traits was complete and utter horseshit

Well of course you’d think that; otherwise the moment you re-read what you posted on incels.co you’d throw up all over your keyboard, yeet your computer into the wall, and go join half a dozen charitable organizations in a desperate attempt to atone.

tredolo214 #sexist #crackpot

because women with each other are hive minds that think alike

It’s nice when sexist twits come out and just straight-up state, “I see half the human race as completely generic and interchangeable with each other”.

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #sexist #racist

Jewish dominance in the creation of 20th century mass culture.

Oh look, the Jews are behind it all yet again. You guys really need some new scapegoats.

Carl Benjamin et al #wingnut

It seems totally immoral to allow banks to target sections of the public because of their publicly-percieved opinions. People should have action taken against them only for the things they have done, in this sphere.

Things like, say, promoting a murderous, genocidal ideology?

Christian Militia #fundie #wingnut

However, as ambassadors of God, we must choose between a government of, by and for the people, and a government of, by and for God.

Sorry, but if you’re an ambassador of one of the groups which you’re suggesting for government, you have a conflict of interest and should recuse yourself from this decision.

Alboz11 #wingnut #racist #psycho

Without him the americas would have been barren lands inhabited by people using bronze age technology

Yes, those savage natives, living in barren wastelands that could only support cities of 400,000+ people, working with crude tools that could only make one of the largest pyramids ever built, so primitive that they only had a carefully-constructed trade network that made the invading Spanish think of their capital as the City of Gold…

…Wait…

Tony Rodrigues #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Used in Peru for Intuitive service in drug shipments to Columbia

Well, that explains the rest of this nonsense…

Yukon Jack #racist #crackpot #conspiracy #psycho

I STAND VINDICATED FOR A LIFE LONG RESISTANCE TO THE CLAIM OF A LOVING GOD WHO IS CHARGE OF THIS WORLD NO ONE CAN NOW DOUBT WE ARE BEING TORTURED FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER…

Right on, if a little depressing for my tast-

…WITH A CORONAMASK WHEN THERE IS NO PANDEMIC

-ah, and we’re off into batshittery again.

Clyde Lewis #conspiracy #magick #dunning-kruger #wingnut

I want to share with you how politics and parapolitics differ.

Parapolitics is where you have a former airborne officer standing for election.

Alex Collier #ufo #crackpot #dunning-kruger

sadcel69 #sexist

For the subhuman mole people who rot in their basement sub terrianian dwellings however

Have you tried… going outside? Like, ever? And when you do go out, trying not to be a sullen, depressed ball of anger?

Just a thought.

ONE world order #racist #sexist

This is ancient law.

Yes, the Code of Hammurabi included a provision requiring regular provision of women to men with dark skin and large penises. [/s, obviously]

Put South Africa First Members #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Without presenting any evidence, the movement alleges that foreign nationals are mainly responsible for crimes ranging from robbery, sex slavery, kidnappings, and human trafficking to the peddling of drugs.

I guess some things really do transcend nation and race…

Unknown #fundie

“I know a handful of biology facts, and I’m going to mash them together with a bunch of stuff I made up because it was convenient in order to make the world work the way my Bronze Age book tells me it works!”

Various Commenters #racist #wingnut

The nations that accept migrants the most are America, Australia and Western Europe.

What a surprise that people seeking a better life would go places which are actually better.

They've learned NOTHING these past years!

You’re right: they still have substantial groups of racist nativists who don’t like immigration.

Tom Horn and Cris Putnam #crackpot #magick

Excellent story!

Pity about its lack of relation to reality.

David J. Stewart #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

The Holy Bible is a child's moral compass in life.

Having fun trying to steer that metaphorical ocean liner with a metaphorical sextant. “Looking for advice on how to conduct yourself online? We don’t have that… but we do have some dietary restrictions designed to keep you healthy in a Bronze Age desert!”

Daily Stormer #wingnut #psycho

We would be a lot better off if the cops in every country were throwing people off of bridges.
It’s heartening to see.
Presumably, they’re getting ready for a communist revolution, like everyone else.

May as well get as much oppression in before you’re forced up against the wall, eh, Andy? Because the history of revolution shows an awful lot of times when a state was all-powerful one month, collapsed the next…

(Not that I’m saying there’s going to be a revolution… only Mr. Fringe-Dweller Never-Got-Over-The-Eastern-Front here and his ilk think that.)

David J. Stewart #fundie #god-complex

We've got a bunch of cotton-candy religion today that tastes sweet at first, but then quickly dissolves into NOTHING!

He’s actually right on this point: modern religion can no longer really get away with “question and you go to hell”, so they have to try to charm people into staying, and then have it all fall over anyway.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

“Everyone I talk to is voting Trump, so obviously that must be the mood of the entire country, and only voter fraud could stop it!”

Chuck Lowe #crackpot #wingnut #psycho

I think it was less “we can’t control the narrative!” and more “everything we post, even the most innocuous human-interest story, gets swarmed by garbage-spewing Q-worshippers”.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #quack #wingnut

goes right back on campaign trail like Superman

Superman on the campaign trail would be talking up America as a unified country and occasionally taking breaks to stop crimes… y’know, the exact opposite of what Trump’s doing.

Eric Trump #fundie #wingnut

He’s literally saved Christianity.

Giving daddy the mantle of Jesus now, are we?

Neggr #crackpot #fundie #magick #racist #sexist #wingnut

Both start with a C.

When that’s your best opening line and the high point of your logic…

Cliff Kincaid #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie

This is what Trump’s enemies really fear – the restoration of America as a constitutional republic.

Actually, what we fear is that Trump will tear apart the framework of the constitutional republic and replace it with a fascist theocracy, probably with himself as its god-emperor.

Kerry Cassidy #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

So couldn’t use a nuke (which is the tactic they often use to shut wormholes).

You’d think that, given how obvious nukes are, they’d have come up with a different strategy by now…

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

So you’d won, driven our forces out, and taken the world back for your mass brainwashing program… and now you’re needing some more prayer in order to solve some completely home-made, non-scaly isssues?

…What a surprise.

Jason #fundie #sexist #psycho

Everyone who is pointing a finger needs to realize that no person is blameless.

So “occasionally has impure thoughts” = “not allowed to call out a literal pedophile”.

Makes perfect sense… if you’re a pedophile.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Add “The Complete Lack of Self-Awareness Award” to Family Friendly Gaming’s (very spotty) awards cabinet.

Leucosticte #sexist

It was created by manly ingenuity and determination. These are male characteristics.

That’s a bit like saying “this is circular determination, which is a special characteristic of circles”.

Lord Tinsdale #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Real Germans will see through their little ploy though.

You mean “Nazis”.
C’mon, you’re on Stormfront, you can say “Nazis”.

Various Commenters #racist #conspiracy

There are some stunning confessions in this article, if you read closely, carefully and between the lines.

aka “If you read this article with the same kind of conspiratorial bias I have, and pick it apart word by word, you can find the exact kinds of conspiracies I worry about!”

Joeric #racist #fundie #dunning-kruger

who ruin the [land] with their false Gods and pagan culture
…Said Montezuma when the Spanish arrived on his shores.
…Said the Native Americans when the Pilgrims landed.
…Said the Mexicans when the U.S. invaded them.

Various Commenters #racist

I would thank Mexico for stopping this caravan by sending all of its citizens back to Mexico to make it great again.

Joeric, a week after that happens: “What do you mean, they were actually WORKING? I thought they just sat around taking government money and doing crimes! Now I find out that they were actually doing all the dirty jobs we couldn’t get any white people to do, and the economy’s about to collapse!”

Michael Hart #racist

jgardner #wingnut #crackpot

I think this is Olympic-level “anything I don’t like is everything I don’t like”: pedophilia = communism = any form of left-wing criticism.

Copexodius Maximus #sexist #racist

If we look at the biggest organization, almost all feminist pushes were by white women.

What a surprise that the group who were only disenfranchised by gender, rather than by gender and race, would lead the pushes for gender equality.

Anonymous #racist

There are 0 rapes of blacks by the whites.

Yes, but that’s mostly because the White Russians were wiped out in the Civil War.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #quack

“At this moment of national tragedy, it’s important we all come together… to support my crackpottery!”