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Randall #fundie blog.myspace.com

"Then Allah said that they should fly planes into these two buildings for a reward of virgins. Allah is not the creator but is an imitator. This chapter or verse or whatever proves it. He is obviously not our creator because he does not believe in the son. The creator is our father, duh. Just like Jesus said. Allah is not God. He is an imposter trying to be worshipped........"

[That was an interperetation of the Qu'ran, just as the bible has been used to justify all sorts of killings throughout history. Spanish Inquisition anyone?]

"No, not the bible, but man and his pagan churches."

Stringer #fundie blog.myspace.com

The moon does give light. Just because the sun gives a lot MORE light than the moon, it doesn't mean the moon doesn't give any. Same with the stars. There are nights when the moon and the stars shine so bright I can see shadows in the street on my way home.

Crystal #fundie blog.myspace.com

For starters, let's talk about the age of the Earth. This is important to better understand both topics. Okay, many scientists (and almost all scientists that write textbooks) think that the Earth is billions of years old. This helps them say that dinosaurs existed a long time ago and then became extinct and it helps to make the evolution myth more believable (they think that if they give "nothingness" enough time, something will emerge, and we have bought this myth as a culture.) Okay, but the Earth is not billions of years old, and I can prove it using the Bible. For those of you who have read your Bible, then you know that there are several books of the bible "Genesis, Chronicles, Matthew and Luke, etc" that have pages full of begats (Genesis 11:10, for example says, "These [are] the generations of Shem: Shem [was] an hundred years old, and begat Arphaxad two years after the flood.") So, anyway, because the Bible tells how old people were before they had their children and it lists the generations in a successive line from Adam (who was the first man) until Jesus (who we know was born roughly 2000 years ago), all we have to do is add up the genealogies, and we can figure up how old the Earth is because according to the Bible, we were created on the 6th day of creation. So if you add up the successive genealogies, then the Earth is approximately 6,000 years old.

Crystal #fundie blog.myspace.com

The Big Bang Theory still goes on to say that from the explosion, the rock of the Earth was formed, which was rained on for billions of years, and the rock eventually became soup, and from the primordial rock soup, the first living cell emerged. (Do you see why this "scientific" theory requires a lot of faith?) See, I believe "In the beginning, God created—" and they believe "In the beginning, mud created—"

Meg #fundie blog.myspace.com

This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I'm a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn't want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!

Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was 'discriminating' against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?

Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it's a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting 'religion'.

Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She's the one who's discriminating against me because I'm one with the LORD!

Jesus is the only way to salvation! It's that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It's all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they'll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.

Sara #fundie blog.myspace.com

There is nothing more stupid [in my eyes] than not being a believer. Not believing only brings you suffering, pain, confusion, and more. So.... why not be a believer?

There can't not be a God. If there wasn't, then how would there be a prayer language? How would we even exist?

The number one thing I'm faced with through non-believers is proof. The thing is, there is proof, if your eyes and ears are open, which unfortunately, most non-believers eyes and ears aren't.

The most revealing form of proof is one we're all familiar with. Prayer. Certain non-believers think all that prayer is just a bad enough wanting of something [in other words, determination] that it just comes. But as we all know, it's not like that. God knows what's best for you, and doesn't always give you what you pray for, or say "Yes" to your prayers. For example, if you're praying about some guy to like you, God may answer you by showing you that the guy doesn't like you back, or that he doesn't want to date anyone, or anything like that.

But when you pray for someone to receive salvation, and they end up seeking salvation like a month later, that's God acting. Unfortunately, non-believers are usually so blinded that they don't notice this.

Another form of proof is the prayer language, otherwise known as Tongues. The night I got annointed with Tongues [April 14th], all my doubt was destroyed. It's not always like that, but it certainly was to me. True faith comes through spending time with God and reading the Bible. But once again, non-believers don't know that.

They also don't know that the answer to all of their questions are in the Bible. I was talking to a friend of mine on the phone one day, and looking in my Bible to answer some of his questions, and I didn't have a clue how easy it was to answer the questions he had that I thought would be difficult to answer.

And another thing. Why would there be a Bible if there was no God? The Bible isn't just a book of guidelines. It's the key to living a good life, and to bringing others happiness. The Bible reveals things to Christians and believers that they need to know to become a better Christian. It also reveals how to bring non-believers to Jesus and how to bring yourself peace, and much more.

The Bible isn't a lie. These people wouldn't have written it if they didn't want other Christians to believe it. It wasn't just written by one person; it was written by several. The Bible is like a testimony. It's like advice, coming from real people at real times in the world. It can also be considered as a warning to non-believers--of what will happen if they don't come to Jesus on time. The Bible is another form of proof, right in front of your eyes.

There is another one that I want to mention. It's Jesus Christ. Christ isn't actually His last name. The name "Christ" means "The Annointed One". I'm very sure that not very many people are aware of that... at least not as many that should be. Non-believers will ask, "What is Jesus annointed to do?", and every Christian should be able to answer that. Jesus is annointed to save the souls of everyone on this earth!

To all non-believers or non-Christians: there is proof. You just have to open your eyes.

Straight And Narrow Is The Path To The Truth #racist blog.myspace.com

(A rastafarian fundie)

Peep how these devils have been decieving us.
Back in the days, When somebody caught leprosy (turned pale/white) or were pale, they were cast out. We saw them for what they are--cursed.

White Supremacy is evil simply because it's Backwards, not because its One man over another. The order JAH ordained is the total Opposite; BLACK SUPREMECY.(GENESIS 9: 24-25)

Mark Dice #fundie blog.myspace.com

Myspace.com is pretty much a tool of Satan. Have you noticed the kinds of pages that are here? After clicking through friends of friends I keep finding pages which look like advertisements for prostitutes. All a good time costs is a drink, and sometimes just sending an email. I see beautiful young girls with pictures of them getting waisted with thier friends, photos of them on their profiles of them in their underwear, and worse.

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What a great place for stalkers and psychos. Open your entire life up to the entire world....photos...names...and all. Friends, families, pets, and hobbies. Lets face it, many on Myspace just enjoy the attention they get from complete strangers, or as Myspace calls them "Friends." Girls post photos of themselves in their underwear and guys post pictures with their shirts off. Some pictures I've seen here don't even show the person's face! They just post a picture of their boobs or their butt!

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The guys and girls who are prostituting themselves out on Myspace are missing one thing. Love. Maybe a soul too, but most of them are just missing love. In place of being satisfied by that one special person to give them the attention and affection they need, they have turned to complete strangers, alcohol and drugs, and sexual promiscuity to fill the void in their souls. Its very sad. Come one, come all, and join The Resistance and find meaning in your life. Find a purpose that is not only worth living for, but is worth dying for. Stop trying to fill the black hole in your soul with hedonism and materialism. It hasn't worked so far for you, and it never will. Power to The Resistance!

Mark Dice #fundie blog.myspace.com

[Title : Borat is Fraud and Pedophile.]

The hit comedy, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" should be renamed, "Borat: Pedophile Freak Who Jokes about Rape and Bestiality For Make Downfall of Society."

This movie is horrible in so many ways I have a hard time writing about it because I'd rather just forget about it. Aside from the film being a fraud in the sense that countless scenes were staged with actors while made to look like segments from candid camera, the low brow "humor" in "Borat" sinks to a new low. More on the hoaxed scenes later. I urge everyone who has not seen this movie to keep it that way. Save yourself and your stomach the trouble of witnessing some of the most satanic humor ever seen in theaters.

Some of the jokes include, but are not limited to: Borat enthusiastically joking about having sex with children as young as 10 years old. Borat joking about his mother being raped. Borat insulting Jews. Borat insulting Christianity. Scenes of Borat masturbating in public. A scene of Borat defecating in public. A Scene of Borat and his producer wrestling while completely naked while simulating sex acts. Borat showering with homosexuals who came to his hotel room with a rubber fist sex toy. And last and most disturbing, a scene where Borat is bragging about the size of his son's penis and shows a photo of him smiling and giving a thumbs up right in front of his fully nude son. That's right, the film includes simulated child porn with Borat's head just inches away from the supposed child's genitals while smiling. Most people in the theater loved it too.

It's unfortunate that none of these points were brought to light in the reviews because I could have saved myself 10 bucks and some visual images I'd rather have never seen at all. This comes as a great disappointment to this writer, because I had been a big fan of the Ali G and Borat characters played by Sacha Baron Cohen. In the past Cohen had been able to show how ignorant supposedly intelligent people were from top politicians like Newt Gingrich, to business executives and NBA stars, but sadly Borat has taken a turn for the worse in this mistake of a film.

Aside from satanic toilet humor and pedophilia being the center point of the film, it is also sad that most of the film is a fraud. Fans of Borat including myself (make that a former fan), expected to see Borat pull the wool over people's eyes in the typical candid camera style setup, but what the film contains are nothing more that staged scenes using actors. OK, a FEW of the scenes are legitimate, but most are completely scripted for the film. It would be funny if Borat was able to "punk" Pamela Anderson, but instead what we got was a pathetic acting attempt by Pamela which makes her work in Baywatch seem worthy of an Oscar. She was obviously "in on it" and so were half of the other people he supposedly "got."

I'm so mad I don't even want to write anymore about this piece of crap movie and the garbage and faked scenes in it. Borat is a fraud. A pedophile. A sick, sick individual, whose skill at comedy must have been left on the cutting room floor because it can't be found in this sorry excuse for a comedy.

Patsy #fundie blog.myspace.com

I can't wait to get off of this orb of filth! Our Creator, (whether or not anyone believes in one matters not to me) must regurgitate daily at what He sees. We only see in part, we could not handle the whole picture. There is an upside however, even if the reprobates don't believe it, there will be a day of reckoning! Sincerely, your friend, Patsy

Patsy #fundie blog.myspace.com

GET US OUT OF THE UNITED NATIONS!!!

THEY ARE NOTHING BUT WORTHLESS ENEMIES, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF A FEW. MOST OF THEM HATE OUR GUTS AND WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE US FALL. DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH YOU USELESS F---KS!!!!! GET OUT AND STAY OUT WE SURE AS HELL DON'T NEED YOU, YOU CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT US YOU'RE TOO STUPID AND UNRESOURSEFUL!

FirstbornPsycho #fundie blog.myspace.com

Jesus was jumped! I truly believe that Jesus' execution was an example of gang violence.

First of all for the sake of argument let's leave the Jew's involvement out in this. The fact of the matter is that it was the Homo erotic Romans that carried it out. The Romans acted like a gang. The dressed in gang colors they all wore red. They would all roll together riding almost 10000 solders deep. So lets face it roman soldiers don't fight alone they are a bunch of punk ass bitches

Hey and they had to have Jesus escorted by a whole crew of Roman soldiers. I bet if it was a fair one Jesus would have drop one of them gay roman soldiers. Think about it Jesus was a carpenter which means he was built. I mean he had to carry his own torture stack you have to have strength to carry that for long distance. So Jesus was no punk.

In conclusion Jesus' death was an example of gang violence because the Romans were too gay and cowardly to shoot the fair one with Jesus. I mean I bet Jesus if he had the chance would be like "yeah I am God's son but I am not getting sacrificed by some group of homosexuals". Imaging J.C. darkening some eyeballs it would be great.

promptusalias #conspiracy blog.myspace.com

"You see when we blank out our minds and memories and take things purely at face value they seem a little more innocent. They seem a little more reasonable.

One such thing would be the RealID Act. When taken purely by itself most people do not take issue with it. In fact it seems to be a reasonable and logical thing to do. Let's have a National ID. Unfortunately there is more going on here. There is more at stake here. The RealID Act is another step in the forward march of the Juggernaut.

Having been ravaged by the Great Depression the people of this great Nation were found to be more pliable and accepting of plans implimented by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Social Security seemed to be a great idea. So people bowed and willingly accepted a number figuratively branded on them for life. Canada's "social insurance number" is not dissimilar. Little did We The People know that FDR was a Paranoid and very much desired to use the SSN to keep track of every citizen of the United States. FDR's Administration eventually gave birth to the CIA and after his passing, the NSA.

We now live in a Nation and indeed a World where data are diligently collected on on every person possible. People are defined in such a system, not by names, but numbers. It is an information megalith of such epic proportions that human beings couldn't possibly keep track of all the data. But fortunately Science eventually comes up with a solution.

In the late 80's and early 90's I was exposed to such a solution on a near daily basis. I became very intrigued by two new avenues of Science, Neural Networks, and Artificial Intelligence. Suffice it to say that the science and technology both have come a long way. And although a person or a group of persons or an army of persons could not possibly keep track of the awesome mass of information in the system, a Neural Network can. Artificial Intelligence can.

The RealID Act seems innocent enough... reasonable enough... until you see that it is merely another component in a larger unstoppable machine."

Jeremy #fundie blog.myspace.com

(A fundie's opinion on stereotypes)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
True

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
True, to a relative degree

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
No, but you are short

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
True, to a relative degree

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
Probably

I'm OVERWEIheGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
True

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
True, even if unintentional

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
True

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
Probably

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
True

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
True

I respond to james #fundie blog.myspace.com

yeh i was lying down and just like in the snap of a finger i just got this feeling of being ABSOLUTLY drained. and at the same time i had this REALLY bad (evil scary) sound in my ear. which was like really similar to song by blink 182. so i deleted all blink songs i own. Ive got a couple of music books and i am going to physically burn them.

Anyway i was absolutly scared at this point cause ive never had this b4. like i didnt no wot it was all i knew is it wasnt good. so yeh i shut my eyes. and i saw this UGLY, green, anarexic, 2 foot tall (if that), it was slimey and it was just there sitting on me with his hands around my neck. and i was like ahhhhhhh LEAVE IN THE NAME OF JESUS' BLOOD. and it left. like i knew it was still in my room. i could still hear it. i could feel that he was around sumwhere. anyway i started praying i was like God keep it out of me keep it away from my room. guard me while i sleep keep it out of my house dun let it in. and it was gone. and yeh i was still like i scared child hugging a fathers leg for protection. But i did get to sleep and i woke up and i had the best sleep ive had in my life. because i had nothing to be scared of God was there and he was gonna whoop anythings behind if it came near me.

Vincent #fundie blog.myspace.com

I dont know if a lot of you read the news but according to what I have read on foxnews and cnn the muslims in Iraq and other areas, especially Al-Qaeda want to claim a war against those of the cross. Well I say bring it on. These people want a holy war then lets give them one. Let's remind them what it is like to be in a holy war against Christianity. Let's give the Muslims flashbacks to the days of the Crusades.

If any of you feel the same way I do then feel free to message me and maybe we can get a group together to stand united and answer these people. Let's find out if they have enough balls to go all the way. I know I am more than willing to ...... let's get it on!

rebel alliance #fundie blog.myspace.com

In my opinion, if you take everything away that is not real science, or can be scientifically proven then you will not have anything to support evolution.. If you look at all of the scientific limiting factors and use real scientific evaluation, the results line up with the "Holy Bible".

Doody #fundie blog.myspace.com

Still skeptical? Good. Well then, how about this. In the program excel 95, there is a hidden file titled THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS. There is a password needed to get through the entire program which is EXCELKFA. If you break down the password, the beginning is the name of the program, excel, and the KFA signifies....Knights For Antichrist. Once you key in the password, a secret passage appears and at the end of the passage a very surprising picture appears. Many people have verified this. Was it a programmers joke, or the announcement of the coming of the antichrist?

Bill has passed the second test. He, through his program, pays homage to the antichrist.

Suzanna (IM ON FIRE FOR CHRIST!!!!) #fundie blog.myspace.com

i cant beleave it!!!!!!! ok so i was at the computer and me and my friend are exchaning songs and what we think they ment......right?....ok so i get this song i have noooo clue on what i thought it meant.....so i tried over and over again and everything i tyepd when i read back didnt make seence at all.....so i was setting her like pshhh.......the i thought why not ask God hes always here for me right? threw tough and thin.....so im sitten here praying realy realy hard......and nothing was comming so i go outside and try to clear my head.....and the sun came out and a wind picked up and it felt like he was holding me so i desided to praise God for my confusion...and i asked God for cleation of mind and that he would speak threw me so i sat down and started typing after i was finished i didnt realy even remember that i typed all that........im lost in amazment.......its soo amazing i feel so intergized for some reason! this is so awsame!!! My God is so awsame!!!i love him sooo much!!!

<GLORY 2 GOD> #fundie blog.myspace.com

Every living thing hasa brain. the brain is wat tells the heart to pump blood.

['Even trees?']

Dont act stupid, ur smarter than the others. It just so happens that a nucleus 4 plants is a mind...it CONTROLS activities, which makes it do wat it do.

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