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Alex Jones #conspiracy #homophobia youtube.com

(Transscript of video)
In the interval [?] the Pentagon just tested a gay bomb on Iraq, they considered it, they didn’t [?] consider using it, they used it on our troops, in Vietnam, they sprayed PCP on our troops - Jacob’s Ladder - ha - you think PCP - some horse tranquilizers or something? They got some stuff that’ll whack your brain permanently.
[pause]
Brain chips in the troops. They give the troops special vaccines that really [?] nanotech that auto[?]-re-engineers their brains.
[pause]
Now there is the gay bomb.
[pause]
Look it up for yourself, this is what do you think tap water is, it’s a gay bomb, baby.
[pause]
And I’m not saying people didn’t naturally have homosexual feelings, I’m not even getting into it, quite frankly, give me a break. You think I… I’m, like, shocked by it [?] [incomprehensible] bashing it because I don’t like gay people. I DON’T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER! THEY TURN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY!
[pause]
Do you understand that?
Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! Ungh! [bangs paper on table]
Crap!
I’m sick of being socially engineered! It’s not funny!

goldnewizeagle #fundie youtube.com

I need the fear of hell to tel me what is right or wrong or to do right cuase of it No i do it cuase i beleive in the Bible wich makes far more since than a big bang theory that made the sun moon for light stars air to breath, animals and humans with the abilty of intelingence and emotions to know right and wrong. The odds of that hapening by chance is more than imposible canot hapen.But not imposible if there is a creater (God)If hel scares you enough to somehow beleive in evolution that is sad

CRoadWarrior #fundie youtube.com

CRoadWarrior:
You can't disprove one claim of the miraculous in the Bible. All you can do is claim that they didn't happen or that you somehow magically "know" you've been lied to. As you name states, that is true "BS" and it should not be tolerated. LOL.


Me:
Hey genius, the burden of proof is always on the claimant. That means no one is under any obligation to disprove any claim of the miraculous in the Bible.

CRoadWarrior:
That's right. And if you make the CLAIM that the Bible is myth, then the burden of proof shifts. Thank you very much.

kachu11 #conspiracy youtube.com

i do clearly remember after seeing that ufo(btw i have no footage because i saw that ufo out of nowhere. including another person) anywho..after the next day for about 3 days i saw a guy dressed in black with a black hat..walking around my neighborhood..also around the sametime i would leave my house to go to a certain place..i thought about it(him being a MIB) i never told anyone this...

joebobfickle #fundie youtube.com

its ok if u dont believe in god and Creation. and that the world is only about 10,000 years old. its ur choice even though there is so much proof of it. the evolutionists cover it up. but its cool u dnt have to believe the truth you can be willingly ignorant like most people cause they dnt want to admit that? theres somebody over them...humans r funny little selfish proud creatures..lol

pbry #fundie youtube.com

Why is it these Atheists claim that circumcision is a form of mutilation while saying nothing about masturbation, abortion, piercing, and tattoos? This is just the latest example of Atheist lies and exaggerations like the author of evilbible.com and the makers of the stupid movie zeitgeist.

RightWingRightMind #fundie youtube.com

If the crusades suceeded and the muzzies where wiped off of the face of the earth,9/11 would have NEVER happened. Saying that the crusades were an atrocity is stupid and unpatriotic. You might as well cheer on Osama Bin Laden if you say the crusades were bad.

SpecterSparten #fundie youtube.com

[When Ghandi couldn't go to Heaven cause he never accepted Jesus]

Like I said, it's between him and God. Sure he did many good things, but he chose to turn from God, he chose to want to be separate from God and so he shall, in hell. Hell isn't burning brim stone, those are terms meant to show the mental anguish the people will go through, it's regret, gnashing of teeth, total separation from God. If Ghandi chose it then he did and you can't hold a thing against God, but your anger should be held at Ghandi for choosing hell, but thank God he came, he was a great moral teacher, in many respects I look up to him, but in many, I do not.

filmfans1961 #fundie youtube.com

Your 'prophecies' < Science. Now GTFO.

You just don't get it do you? You hide behind science, how funny! Are you the son of Mr. Spock from Star Trek? I'm laughing at the superior intellect!! Ha, ha, ha!! Save your threats and your GTFO, sonny!!!

Submitters' note: Way to confuse science for science fiction.

yomammasai #fundie youtube.com

[About this video depicting the Flying Spaghetti Monster creating the Universe:]

[My joke comment:] It's more realistic than anything Christians could come up with.

[yomammasai's reply to my comment:] if you beleive in this i hope some day you and all your kind perish in fire and brim stone. fsm i hope he gets burnt.

SpecterSparten #fundie youtube.com

[Going further into discussion with Ghandi, SphincterSpraken combines the million dollar question with Ghandi]

A few questions, do you think Ghandi ever lied? He did, so that makes him a liar. Do you think he ever stole? Then that makes him a thief. Do you think Ghandi ever looked at a woman with lust in his heart? God says if you so much as look at a person with lust you have committed adultery. Do you think Ghandi was ever angry at someone without a reason?

Jesus says that if you are so much as angry at you brother or sister without reason then you have murdered. You even said Ghandi denied Christ. Let's put this together, shall we. He's a lying, murdering, thieving, adulterer who denies God. If you consider that a good person, your standards are low. These are the standards of God. Are you measured up as a good person? I know I'm not, thank God my sins are washed away by His sacrifice.

VenomFangX #fundie youtube.com

[Why do fundies always have to project?]

Have you guys ever wondered what if Evolution is not true?
You know, some people, when I ask that, their brain just shuts off!
It goes, "LALALA, CAN'T HEAR...!"

[...]

They plug their ears, they close their eyes, and they go: "EVOLUTION IS TRUE! EVOLUTION IS TRUE! EVOLUTION IS TRUE!" and they refuse to think outside their little box.

[...]

We're gonna show you here in this video and videos to follow - so stay stuned - that the Evolution theory is not based on scientific evidence but rather on lies upon lies upon lies upon more lies.

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...they're dishonest. They know what they're saying is not true, it's just, going back to what I said before, they will not entertain the idea that what they're saying is no true...

[Watch the whole video if you want to see a really bad Planet of the Apes parody!]

ukchristian28 #fundie youtube.com

When he preached at my church Christian apologist John Blanchard pointed out that a consistent atheist would watch the world trade centre towers fall on September 11th 2001, knowing that thousands of lives had end and switch off the TV, yawn and say "what's for tea? In a random, godless universe what one animal does to another animal is neither here nor there. To care about such an event, the atheist has to borrow the Christian's worldview.

Siestathedog #fundie youtube.com

[A Pagan brings up other Gods]
ISIS AND ODIN?YOURE KIDDING RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAH HOW ABOUT SANTA CLAUS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY? HAHAHAHAH OR FOR THAT MATTER CALLING YOURESELF GAIJIN WIZARD.I have to admit , its hard to find a stupider bunch of people than wiccans but at least i get a good laugh hahahaha

[Later on in the posts, someone brings up that every religion starts off as a cult, then Siesta says:]

christianity was NEVER A CULT.

toucheyang #fundie youtube.com

If Atheism is true, than truth is denied and inexistent. How? Because if atheism is true we are nothing but products of darwin and have no purpose whatsoever. If there is no purpose then there is no truth. So how can Atheism be true if truth doesnt exist?

Kent Hovind #fundie youtube.com

[Please apply your irony burn protection creme!]

And folks, I'm tellin' ya, there are people that are so dedicated to that stupid Evolution theory that they will block out from their mind - and from print, if they can - anything that goes against it.
They defend the theory with religious fervor.

tongueincunt (......) #fundie youtube.com

[Be sure to read the Fundie's SN. I need new irony meters. Yes, plural.]

It amazes me how when talking on this subject homos always resort to name calling. It only proves that you're losing your arguement and you are fighting with name calling being the last resort. As weak as a child. And i never claimed to be innocent when it comes to the flesh. But I am working on myself everyday and hopefully i'll be able to deal with my issues of commitment. Because multiple women isn't healthy. One woman is very healthy for a man. But i will never make excuses like u.

Oh and homosexuality is a crime. God's standards have not changed. Your acts are worthy of death.

RightWingRightMind #homophobia #wingnut youtube.com

It's a shame that homosexuality is no longer listen as a mental disorder,it's a shame and it disgusts me.
Homosexuals ruin America's image to the world.
Homosexuality was listed as a mental disorder in 1973 but because of Liberals we have these sodomite scumbags walking the streets molesting children.

LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER.

singinrick #fundie youtube.com

Do you even comprehend the VAST amount of difference in being 98.5% of DNA to 100%??? Do you even know how silly you are being? Would you please find a bunch of chimpanzees and ask them to build a Boeing 747. After that, ask them to build a super computer and then a couple of skyscrapers. Then ask them to go apply for a job and interview and gain the position.

HeteroDefenseLeague #fundie youtube.com

[There's a ton more of his stuff on the video, which is anti-gay... check it out]

Actually, the majority of male homosexuals will seroconvert by the age of 55, nice try you Christian phobic, heterobashing, hate mongering, intolerant, narrow minded, hate filled, mean spirited, wrong headed, bigoted, heterophobic homofascist.

thend3162 #fundie youtube.com

[about Kent Hovind]

and the only reason because he doesn't like to pay taxes is because the taxes support evolution. (I recommed everybody watching his video "what is in the text books") The main problem is that evolution is being printed in the science books when it is not science at all! IT IS A RELIGION!!!

TheLogicJunkie #conspiracy youtube.com

An author on the supposed conspiracy of HIV:


It's the hallmark of religion to demand the "proof of a negative", and it's a trap... HIV is a religion, veiled as science.

Apparently, you cannot test negative for a disease. Wooo boy.

SpecterSparten #fundie youtube.com

Yes evolution is a religion of sorts. It is a study of the ultimates, being where did we come from, what is our purpose, what happens after we die, is there a reason for everything. In these aspects, evolution is a religion and by the idea of evolution and atheism, tens of millions of people have been murdered. I find marxism a prime example of where atheism leads to, that and communism.

skimmilkk #fundie youtube.com

I don't know if any of you guy saw the movie "The Exorcist" but that movie is based on a true story. Their has been over 30 of them recored over the world by the church, I'm sure they woulden't lie about them either, it's one of their commandments not too.
Secondly those palm leaves in Mexico that have been blessed by the holy mother have never withered away or even turn yellow and that has happened in the 1800's. Their's proof all over, open your eyes. Fucking retards.

SpecterSparten #fundie youtube.com

[When trying to convince SphincterSparten that Hitler was a Christian]

Have you even been arround in history class? In Hitler's book, Mein Kompf, he speaks of darwinism and evolutio numerous times, and in all it is posotive. Why else do you think he tried to exterminate the Jews and other races he considered "inferior"? The Bible even states that all races are equal and that none is inferior to the other. The Bible is against racism, though many people did not follow this, the Bible is against racism. Yes we have, donated billions, saved millions of people's lives, given much to science, given much to America and the rest of the world, given much for the freedom of people. What has atheism given us? What has evolution given us?

sampsoncain1984 #fundie youtube.com

["many homosexuals are not against christianity in fact many are christians themselves"]

no the hell they aint christians!! there are homesexuals who turned away from that lifestyle of sin and either A.made themselves EUNUCHS and remain abstinent. or B.got married to a woman. but when u become a christian u turn away from fornication. not to say that u may not fall in sin but sin should not enslave u anymore

Spectersparten #fundie youtube.com

Something ominus about atheism is this, that there is no true right or wrong. A question to the atheist, why is rape wrong? Why is theft wrong? Why is lying wrong? Why is there such thing as a human mind? Why are we, as the Bible says, above the animals? When did we become self acknowledging? Why did we? Ansewer irreducible complexity. Ansewer the cambrian explosion, ansewer the blanks in the geological record, ansewer the evidence of design that is so prevelent throughout the universe, ansewer the fact that there is information within DNA, but there is no naturalistic cause that can creat information, ansewer these, correctly before you even try to move on.

"playsetman" (True name unknown) #fundie youtube.com

(see what happens when you insult the late Jesse Helms)

"the USA is run by christian laws and we will put you in jail if you dont obey-think your user name could be viewed as a hate crime-dumb shit-they now separate blood of races cause science has shown that it needs to be-stupid clod,tell a black man he has to accept white or chinese mans blood even if it eventually kills him so not to be racist"

killinjesus #racist youtube.com

"lets? hope rudd dont do shit for this culture
i fucking laughed when the dick apologised, man that shit was weak, who was he apologising for, definitly not me
i couldnt give a fuck about the aboriginal race
i would if they would make a future for themselves and stop living in the dark ages
fucking pathetic
fuck the stolen generation"

(Kevin Rudd is Prime Minister of Australia, and recently apologised to the "stolen generation" for what they went through.)

AVANTEGUARD #fundie youtube.com

(Anyone who believes dinosaurs are still alive is batshit crazy. Find a living specimen, then we'll talk. Till then take a seat next to the Big Foot nutjobs.)

how about an alligator or shark?
dumbass

Spectersparten #fundie youtube.com

[Spectersparten is actually trying to use his brain today, but still screws up the thinking process.]

As for me not being able to prove my God exists, you're absolutely right, I can't prove it to you, to find something as proven takes a leap of faith, but what I can do is show other religions to be false, and give evidences of mine being true. Wicca is false not only because it's beliefes go against simple human logic such as the law of right and wrong, but also the contradictory beliefes of it, saying all religions are correct in their own way is impossible, this also goes for new age etc..

Spectersparten #fundie youtube.com

The camrian explosion does not support evolution. Evolutionists say that the reason for there being no transitional fossils and a sparsnes of fossils before hand is because they are soft bodied or that the ocean disolved them, but to the first, we find many soft bodied seea life form fossils, and to the second, there is no evidence of this. The cambrian explosion shows that there is no connection of phila to a common ancestor simply because there is no fossil evidence of a connection. This problem hasn't been solved by evolutionists except by them presuming somthing without evidence, however, the cambrian supports the Biblical story of creation by showing all life poping into existence at one point in time.

RightWingRightMind #fundie youtube.com

Liberals have this irrational need to defend ass-ramming faggots and they will go as far as to make up psuedoscientific bullshit like "overpopulation" in order to makethem look good. With todays outbreak of homosexuality there can be no overpopulation,underpopulation is a bigger problem.

glittersanitarium #fundie youtube.com

It's obvious evolution is a lie because you cannot get something from nothing and a spirit is always existing and can never be destroyed. Also, The Bible teaches things nobody in the past could have known without technology and God would have to exist in order for them to really know the earth hung upon nothing and was a sphere. Also, in Revelations it talks about how you have to have the mark to buy and sell. You need technology for that as well.

God is real and He loves everyone.

Spectersparten #fundie youtube.com

[Spectersparten explodes on Atheism]

(((WARNING: If you have an irony meter, you might want to shut it off and move it far away from your pc as far as you can)))

Atheism has brought about many evils such as communism and marxism. Has inspired a generation to believe they are worthles, denies a purpose in life, evolution, which does not exist outside of micro evolution, has offered nothing to the scientific community, has told more lies in schools, has brainwashed children, promotes lawlesness since there is no judge to hold them accountable and no purpose of which to care about and has brought about many evils.

If you try to bring up the salem witch trials, the inquisition, the crusades, and the mistreatment of natives, I ask you to point those things outi n scripture. Because if it is not in scripture, then it is not Christian. And remember, we follow the law of love which fulfills all the laws of Moses, that and putting God above all else.

Spectersparten #fundie youtube.com

[Hey Specter, I have a question for you. Scientist examined the human body and the ape body. They concluded and proven that humans and apes are 98% similar. Now that's undeniable.
But in genesis, God picked up a handful of dirt, and blew on it to create man. Took a rib from the man, and created a woman named Lilith.Now, what's the percentage similarity of man and dirt? and a woman from a man's rib?]

Oh you just proved that the Bible is scietificaly acurate, thank you, there is a 100% similarity betwean the matter in humans and the matter in the univers. It's a fact that man becomes dust, that man is made of water, water is made of H2O, which the elements are everywhere, we have gold in us, last I checked you can buy gold, we have potasium in us, last I checked, also findable in nature, we have everything in comon with dirt, except, the way we are put togather and our being concious.

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