We are United in our effort to defeat the Invisible China Virus, and many people say that it is Patriotic to wear a face mask when you can’t socially distance. There is nobody more Patriotic than me, your favorite President!
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Dude, you could be the only President and you’d still be my least favorite one.
Also, United? The nation’s more divided than it has been since the civil war, you lying jackass!
You, patriotic? Hah! Just admit you only care about your own ego and not at all about your country.
@The_Crimson_Ghost #49673
“President Evil”, am I right?
Honestly, now I wouldn’t mind if Covid was the T-Virus. Then maybe China could engineer a Nemesis-T Type and send it after Trump! Nemmy: STARS TRUMP!
At this point I’d prefer Nemesis running things over Pig Vomit, although I’d love to see Nemesis, or any Tyrant really, chase PV down a hallway & run him through with tentacles. While Umbrella execs stand in the corner, watching it on monitors, laughing.
Imagine what would happen if Pig Vomit was given the Nemesis parasite. I don’t think there would be any physical differences.
@The_Crimson_Ghost #49701
I don’t think there would be any physical differences.
No physical ones, no. But considering the NE-alpha Parasite can make a regular Tyrant smart enough to use tactics and wield weapons, I think it might just manage to give Pig Vomit an average level intellect.
@Timjer #49705
I doubt there’s a force on Earth, natural or man made, that could possibly grant Pig Vomit even an average intellect. The only 2 exceptions I can think of would be a complete brain transplant, or he’s implanted with a subordinate Plagas-of any type. All we’d have to do to kill him would be to bean him in the head & march him into the sun.
We are Untied in our favorite effort to defeat the China Virus, and many people say that it is Patic Riot to fear a task mace when you can’t socially distance. Where is nobody more Patic Riot than me, your Invisible President!
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