[Venting] If I had a big family with lots of sisters, I'd rope on Valentines' day
First off: "oH No, tHiS iNkweL Is eNcoUraGinG SuIciDe :soy::soy::feelstastyman::feelstastyman:" Shut up simptears get the fuck out of here!
Alright, I think Valentine's day is perfect for roping especially if I had a big family with sisters, that would ruin their lives forever cause every time they were fucking their boyfriends on that hollyday, they would remember that's the date her subhuman brother died. To make it even harder to swallow, I'd rope in the middle of the living room, so that when they came back from fucking their fucking boyfriends, the first thing they'd see would be the corpse of their ugly brother hanging from the ceiling. Unfortunately, my only family is my mom so that wouldn't have the same effect.
Disclaimer: "don't rope you have so much to live for :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha: :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:"
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