HighestHorse #crackpot #wingnut #fundie

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HighestHorse: The leader of my church says GOD wants the true shape of his Earth revealed to the people and Donald Trump is going to reveal it LIVE on TV on Christmas Day! Hallelujah! Soon globetards will be locked away for their lunacy!

zMrAnonymous: What gives you that impression?
HighestHorse: That's what my pastor says Gods plan is. I'm so excited :).
I can't wait to see the globetards admit they were wrong.
zMrAnonymous: Hmm. That would be the day.
HighestHorse: Where is your faith? Do you doubt your God and God loving President?

HighestHorse: Soon we will be validated! Can I get an AMEN?🙏📿✝️ 3:16

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And when Trump does not do this, because, really, there's no money in Flat Eartherism for him, will your faith be shaken?
Doubt it. But fingers crossed.

The leader of my church says GOD wants the true shape of his Earth revealed to the people and Donald Trump is going to reveal it

...so Donald Fart is flatter than Joe Biden?

Because considering the Orange Hamberderbag's shape, unless you admit that what your 'God' chose up to a couple of weeks ago - PROTIP: Romans 13:1-5 - is more the kind of president you actually want, there's your 'argument' as fucked as when someone says '...so help me God' on 20th January 2021: and he's not what contradicts your whole 'claim'.

...although the President Reject's topography resembles Phobos or Deimos: Potato-shaped.

And I daren't think of it's bottomography! XP

“Can I get an AMEN?🙏📿✝️ 3:16″

No, but you can shut the fuck up, sit your ass down and get back to reality.

Globetards?! Was I supposed to be offended by that? That’s as stupid as “globohomo”.

I hope this dimbulb is kicked in the head by their highest horse, & then they’re trampled on.

Considering the President-Reject’s denial of reality over the last two weeks, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he went on tv to claim the earth is flat.

HighestHorse

If by that you mean you’ve been dropping brain-melting amounts of acid in the stables every day, then I’m inclined to agree with you.

...the true shape of his Earth revealed to the people...

Tolkien already told us. Arda was flat until Ea made it round to keep all those pesky mortals from sailing to the Undying Lands.

I really think it would be great if Trump did that.

HighestHorse

Could it be that it’s really HighestPoe?

Looked at his other comments… it’s a joke, folks.

@Citizen_Justin #65689

Thank Spaghetti for that. I thought it might be, but gave a WTF?! just in case. And just because I suspect some people actually do believe it, the WTF?! stays.

@KZadBhat #65705

Yup. Considering Poe’s Law and the fact that some folks are weird enough to be indistinguishable from satire, one can’t be too careful.

Also; “Globetards” sounds like a knock-off of a certain beloved comedic basketball team. Their theme is a version of “Sweet Georgia Brown” that consists of fart noises or dog barks and they play against a team called The Hoboken Privates.

So trump is going to admit the earth is a weird lumpy pear?

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