(((((SunDog))))) #fundie #conspiracy #quack #dunning-kruger

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Indeed. Indeed. Indeed...

THE EARTH IS FLAT
VACCINES ARE POISON
WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE MOON
CHEMTRAILS ARE REAL
CLIMATE CHANGE IS A TAX SCAM
EVOLUTION IS A LIE
THE BIG BANG NEVER HAPPENED

STAND UP FOR SCIENCE

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...and don't forget ALL CAPS ARE MORE CONVINCING THAN EVIDENCE.

THE EARTH IS ROUND
BIBLES ARE POISON
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE MOON
MECH TRIALS ARE REAL
CHURCH IS A TAX SCAM
CREATION IS A LIE
THE GARDEN OF EDEN NEVER EXISTED

STAND UP FOR SCIENCE

Meanwhile in the real world, sane people & real scientists are working hard to keep us farther from the dark ages you moronic nutjobs keep venerating.

I read this in Bill Cypher's voice (re: Gravity Falls), and trailed off in a fading, but still shouting and frantic voice saying "BUY GOLD!"

Flat headers are just
Contrarians. When laughed at,
They're just reduced to...:

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THE SUN IS GREEN.
EIGHT COMES JUST AFTER FOURTEEN.
TEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS ARE TALLER THAN FORTY-FIVE-YEAR-OLD MEN.
MELTING ICE-CAPS MEANS SUNBATHING ICE-BEARS.
GRANDPARENTS DON’T EXIST.
BEATLES IS JUST MASS-HYPNOSIS.

STAND UP FOR IDIOCY!

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!
BLACK IS WHITE, UP IS DOWN AND SHORT IS LONG!

Stand up for science by being against all science. Logic.

I’d say stand up for mental health or we’re all condemned to have those cretins talk as if they’re sane.

STOP WRITING IN ALL CAPS!!

I thought this was satire but I followed the link and it’s from a flat earther

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States!

(((((SunDog))))) #fundie #conspiracy #quack #dunning-kruger twitter.com

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