Unless you fuck a girl with massive boobs, narrow waist, and big round ass your life is pointless.
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@itachirumon
Everything it craps out comes from it's imagination. Thus the answer to your question is 'Where the OP's brain (cell) is: it's arse.'
Nuke the s(h)ite from orbit: it's the only way to be sure. [/"Aliens"]
But, Mayor Incel, what if an “ugly flat-assed or flat-chested or landwhale" woman is your “looksmatch”? I thought that was important to you guys!
It’s almost like you don’t have a consistent philosophy at all other than being misogynists or something.
Unless you fuck a girl with massive boobs, narrow waist, and big round ass your life is pointless. So they really DO want a thin enough to be anorexic but with big bobs and everything Mary Sue…
"Unless you fuck a girl with massive boobs, narrow waist, and big round ass your life is pointless."
And, what if it's ALL fake? What if you find a Stacey, fuck her, tell all your friends you have ascended with a big-boobed, big-assed, hourglass, but one of them tells you that SHE used to be a HE? How do you score the points on that one?
But, you know, when my gall bladder died and i could not stand, my wife drove me to the hospital for the surgery. What do you think was more important, that night? Her boobs, her waist, or her ass? Take your time.
I don’t like big boobs.
A kind of narrow waist can be nice, but you asshole want it so narrow you can put your hands all the way around it.
Round ass is nice, but big? So, basically, huge tits, tiny waist, big ass? You do know when they talk about an hourglass figure, it’s not entirely literal? Why the fuck do you want a woman who literally looks like an hourglass?
To be honest, I'm more about a nice big booty on a girl than anything. I like big boobs on a girl, but I'm just all about that booty.... it's almost like people have different ideas of what they like in a girl, whoda thunk it?
Incel 1: I fucked a girl with massive boobs, narrow waist, and big round ass! I am the best!
Incel 2: No no no! That doesn't count! She... uh... isn't blonde!
Incel 1: Of course! I'm so dumb! Fucking her was such a cope! Life is meaningless! Rope!
Would I love to have a 9.5⁄10 “stacy” girlfriend with a statuesque hourglass body, a round pillow of an ass and massive, soft, warm, round boobs? One with whom our love and passion is so great we do it every day at least once, and I get smothered by her funbags whenever I want? Sure, I admit that. But I still don’t see how a lack of that makes life pointless… Plenty of other things can do that more than enough.
Besides, even if she is is a “mere” 6-7⁄10 “becky” with small(er) boobs, I’d still pick her over the previous one if the “becky” is one who I actually connect with on an emotional and intellectual level…
Ummm… You are describing a surgically created parody of a woman. The fact that your only acceptable woman is a creation of the porn industry, makes it impossible for you to have it.
I guess the local porn shop is still closed, since this unfortunate little monkey still hasn’t bought his dream girl.
And I want a man who looks like Captain America, but unless I abduct Chris Evans in his sleep, it ain’t happenin’.
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