Season 3 of Netflix’s animated series about small-town cops, Paradise P.D., features a homicidal Jesus portrayed as a maniac. After climbing down off the cross and using two machine guns to mow down his enemies, Jesus is approached by two bikini-clad women. The three then disappear from the screen. Sensual sounds imply that sex is occurring.
Portraying Jesus on a killing spree and then partaking in a threesome is horrific and offends 2 billion Christians worldwide.
Jesus will not be mocked. One Million Moms will not stand for it.
The series also drops the f-bomb a couple times during this episode.
Netflix's conscious decision to air blasphemous content is a clear and repulsive display of corporate arrogance and shows complete contempt for the faith of Christians.
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Wait till Moan ica here gets a load of other forms of entertainment. Such as, say... that on YouTube, "Helluva Boss". Or a videogame: "DOOM Eternal", specifically the 2nd DLC: the revelation that God is Satan.
See you outside id Software's HQ in Texas: the 'Buckle in the Bible Belt', OP.
"Jesus will not be mocked."
First day on the interwebs, sweetie?
"Portraying Jesus on a killing spree and then partaking in a threesome is horrific and offends 2 billion Christians worldwide."
All 2 billion? None of them have a sense of proportion? Or an understanding of free speech? Weird.
HAHA!! If there’s any religion that deserves mockery, ridicule and derision, it is absolutely the Christian faith. Fuck you, OMM. Fuck you again just because it’d upset you to think about that word. So…fuck fuck fuck fuck.
If anything, more people need to show their contempt for the Christian religion.
But it’s true to the real Jesus! The Vatican is suppressing it! Dan Brown told me so!
More seriously: Is this homicidal maniac actually Jesus, not some mortal who for some reason impersonates a Jesus figurine or, if it’s a paranormal show, an evil force possessing an idol?
Jesus Q. Mohammed, Monica, it's just a fucking cartoon. No need to go chopping off heads over it. If Jibbles the Magic Cross Jockey is offended, he's welcome to climb down off his cross and say something.
Yet, for some reason, I think that a lot of those “True Christians” would love seeing Jesus exercise the second amendement and take up arms and mow down anyone they don’t like.
EDIT: Oh, wait, it’s One Million Mom(s). Never mind that, sweetie, shouldn’t you be getting your panties in a twist over the Lucifer Season 5B trailer instead? You know, where God tries (and fails) to be a better father to his son, Lucifer, after being called out by others?
How would the Moms, however many there really are of them, respond to something like this?
A Christian family is on the road going to some Jesus Camp. While driving through some middle-of-nowhere area, they experience what looks like a strange weather phenomenon that lasts only a few seconds.
As time goes by afterwards, they come to realize they’ve slid into a parallel world where a religion sort-of similar to Wicca is #1 in the world. Christianity, along with Islam and Judaism, is a fringe belief with about 2 million adherents world wide.
The god of the world-dominant religion is an androgynous personification of Nature, gender equality is pretty much a given and the most wide-spread denomination in that world’s counterpart to their country depicts bisexuality as the ideal.
“Season 3 of Netflix’s animated series about small-town cops, Paradise P.D”
So, you actually watched an episode of this literal shitshow and your brains did not in fact turn to mush and leaked out. Kudos. Now, here’s a lil mental excercise for you: These fuckheads are on their 3rd season atm and each season the grossouts increases, as do the amount of rectums, feces and other fun stuff on the telly. Do you honestly believe you can stop them with one of yours mom-dressed protests?
“Jesus will not be mocked.”
LOL
“One Million Moms will not stand for it. “
Well then sit your ass down, cause I don’t think that particular grossout show is going anywhere till people get bored or pot gets illegal again in Canada.
Oh, it’s Cole the One Moll. It’s only a show, which nobody forced you to watch, so just relax and turn on something else. You don’t speak for 2 billion people, any more than you speak for anywhere near 1 million mothers. Just speak for yourself.
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