[From “One True Korea: Number One Leader Orders Mass Production of Epic Suicide Drones”]

North Korea is funny, because these people are totally blockaded and sanctioned into oblivion but they have ultra-high IQs so they just roll with it and keep building weapons

They can sell these weapons to others

RT

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has overseen a field trial of domestically produced kamikaze drones, state media reported on Friday[…]

I wish I was from an isolated and totally militarized state

It’s really fun

The rebel alliance in “South Korea,” which is a fake country, has totally stopped breeding and will age out of the universe within a generation. The DPRK will be able to just walk into the country and it will be nothing but old people in automated nursing homes, like Wall-E

Oh, right. That was fat people who needed robots to take care of them. Anyway, same concept

The country might collapse before that, however, when the second season of Squid Game is released next month. Squid Game was the only thing the country was famous for and the second season is likely to be just as bad as it sounds like that would be

I’m sure there was a lot of money on the table, but why would you lower yourself to the level of a sequel? The show had already spun out of control at the end with goofy Asian shit

If season 2 gets universally panned, Koreans might go full-Japanese and start killing themselves in shame on a mass scale

It’s impossible the show could be worth a shit with 067 dead[…]
North Korean TV could have just showed the show and said it was a documentary showing what happens when Americans come in and “Westernize” you. It basically was a documentary