Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #psycho #fundie #god-complex youtube.com

Where there’s a biological male: there’s a penis plague, and where there’s a human herd: there’s a cult of fucking satanists farming them for food, sex, slavery, and DNA for experiments that'll finally make all Tech Billionaires/Their Satanic Masters immortal… If this isn’t hell, I don’t know what is.

Alienhood is what happens when you lose the privilege of having a human body: the only way one can achieve The Goal of Existence: The Highest Actually Achieved Holiness/Me/OM. Aliens are like pickled n' pruned satanists, franken-satanists, who were once human satanists. In any case, the extent of your astonishing ignorance and insolence is so unbelievably pathetic, I don’t know whether to cry or laugh, but either way: for the rape, murder, and sacrifice of humans, especially women and children: I will castrate, obliterate, decimate, demolish, and absolutely crush all your fucking pretensions of everything,

Fucking Citizen Monsters of Eons. You’re all cult and cock cockroaches and I came to exterminate every single one of your demonic universes. Make no mistake, galactic genital ants and terrified earth-worms, with one single step I can obliterate creation itself, but then God wouldn’t have His Perpetual Game of Human Hubris, of Ever-Living Moral Mediocrity (crossing His fingers a single one of you, fucking animals, will ever become a saint…). I tell Him all the time there’s no point, 'cause you’re all fucking filth and you’ve always been, but then He sends a few beautiful almighty girls My Way, and I fall for it every time… I melt like a puddle of bliss into an Ocean of Om Omnipotence on perfect princess cue. G., I’m hopeless.

No sooner does A Gorgeous Genius Girl give me an eternal love look than I become her eternal ever-living, ever-youthful, ever-immortal slave, at her beck and call every magical, mysterious, and Eternally Rich immortal moment… And all it takes to become Ever-Young/Immortal & Forever Beautiful is real self-sacrifice instead of human sacrifice… cocks and cults can keep getting castrated, while I: make My Blazing Brides into Actual Goddesses, fuck the rest of you, you’ll see. None of your Dick Dreams of Sadistic Semen nor Human Resource Supremacy, or Ordinary Resource Reigns will ever come true. I promise… *

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