" Having to shake hands with a room full of stacies was suicidefuel”
And lucky for us,you survived long enough to share your misery with everyone.
“I had to go to a family event”
Are we talking reunion or more like a dance class recital with your parents dragging you there to see your sister?
“and once I opened the door I already felt like dying.”
Door’s right over there.
“i entered a room full of stacies, ranging from around teenage age to 25.”
Full of Stacies, huh? We talking all the women, or just a few that were actually that high-ranked?
“I had to give them all a firm handshake as is tradition in our culture.”
Uh huh….
“ And worst of all they all giga height mogged me. wtf im 5'10, how the fuck am i getting height mogged by all 6 stacies.”
Wait, SIX stacies is a room full?
And GIGA height mogged? Giga, as a prefix, means a billion.
A Giga stacey measured in centimeters is about six hundred miles bigger than you.
Even a billion nanometers is a yard. They’d be nearly 9 foot tall. Trips all MY fetish triggers,but I don’t see why you are complaining. Clearly, they’re not human.
“jfl the look on their faces, they where thinking "eww look at this subhuman, wtf is he doing here"
I’m guessing the answer is ‘my Mom drove us here.’
“An incel doesnt belong anywhere near that many attractive females”
Again, the door is RIGHT over there, right past the supply of suicide fuel.
