Lately I've been suspecting that even mathematics have been corrupted by the Jews. For example, negative numbers clearly do not exist, and many other sorts of trickery have probably been pulled off. Mostly in support of arcane science supporting lies like globe Earth, but also because making us believe it seems to 'make it real' in some useful sense for them. Or rather, keeping us skeptical and believing things within their system keeps us from applying magic. I won't be able to respond coherently because I'm drunkish.
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If the Jews are so goddamn powerful, then why have they been so successfully persecuted throughout history? One would think they’d be running the world in an absolute manner by now.
Oops, I just looked out the window and it’s about to rain. I blame the Jews.
Negative numbers can be used in finances to represent losses and debts, and in mathematics to solve equations. In physics, they can represent values lower than a relative point on a scale.
Lastly, if you are too drunk to responc coherently then you have no business writing about science.
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Antisemitism aside, how can one corrupt mathematics?!
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….Ah! A Flat-Earth weirdo. It’s like the “Time Cube” guy, they rejects certain forms of math since it proves their crackpot theory wrong.
"Negative numbers do not exist, and thus I am unable to make change from a dollar."
I think I've met you at the checkout aisle.
'0' or Zero is a Mayan invention. The basis of Binary.
Did you know that the first home computer CPU was invented in Israel, OP...?!
It's not just fundies that the venerable Quantum Mechanic tells to 'Stop Using Computers' then.
@TheKingOfRhye
I can prove they do.
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See? A negative number, right there. That was easy!
Oy gevalt, I didn’t know you were Jewish. ;-)
"I won't be able to respond coherently because I'm drunkish."
It's not like this started out coherently. Oh, and positive numbers don't exist either. They're all just abstractions created by human minds to help us make sense of our environment. Now, nobody tell this guy about i. His head would explode.
@Spacewyrm
Ya know, that’s a decent point….but I would say they do exist, in the sense that concepts and ideas exist, in a non-tangible way. Maybe that’s kind of an issue of semantics and/or philosophy, I dunno. That’s what the OP has a problem with, I’m guessing; that numbers are really nothing but concepts. Or, in other words, you can have three of something…..but you can’t have “three” itself.
I kind of object to the idea of representing debt as a negative number, though.
Let’s say that you have $100 in the bank and $300 in debt. This is *not* the same situation as having $0 in the bank and $200 in debt, since you still have $100 to spend freely. It may sometimes be a numerical convenience to describe the situation as -$200, but for practical purposes it doesn’t always give an accurate picture. Personally I treat debt and money as “mutually negating positives” which grow separately and shrink by applying a portion of one to the other. This works better for me conceptually.
I mean, it’s very likely that Trump has something like -$1Billion in assets, yet he lives like a super-rich person.
Celsius must have been Jewish, then. Below freezing temperatures are describes as negative numbers.
Honey, it’s not the globe Earth that is the lie, it’s the Turtles All the Way Down that is the lie.
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It was probably the Jews that invented spirit drinks too; they are to blame for you being drunkish.
TheKingOfRhye:
I actually agree that numbers do exist in that sense that ideas do actually exist in some way. But it seemed as though the OP was saying that positive numbers exist because you can count stuff but negative numbers don't because you can't count not-stuff or something like that, which I guess is something like what you were saying (forgive any incoherence there as I am working on passing beyond drunkish at the moment :-).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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