I don’t own a house, I don’t have no money in the bank [but] that’s because of COVID because I was actually doing pretty well until that hit. But I realized that the reason I was doing pretty good was because of Trump. The Democrats never gave me s***, not a f****** thing.
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Except that COVID hit while Trump was in charge and he was utterly incompetent at responding to it (even suggesting people drink detergent to counter it or something). So if anyone’s to blame for COVID making you lose everything, it’s TRUMP, ya dumbass!
Apologies in advance:
I was only 9 years old.
I bet you've donated to Donald Fart's 'War Chest': currently at $100 million.
Especially as its name alone is toxic, and Deutsche Bank - which held its liquid assets in an account running to mere single figure millions that has been suspended - will no longer give it loans: the only financial institution which did* previously.
Where has that previous $250 million gone...?!
They'll soon start asking questions: if they already haven't. Ah, MAGAtards paying money to a serial grifter to 'Stick it to the Libs':
It's all they have left.
*- Oh, no doubt it has had loans from the Russian Mafiya : its dealings with Putain and all.
Perhaps that's where that previous $250 million Trumptards 'donated' has gone: and you lot bailed it out.
Because they don't fuck around when they come a-collectin'.
Gary, are you even aware that Trump admitted he stole money from a children's cancer charity? That your godsend and his spawn admitted they embezzled from a charity for veterans?
Trump is not ‘meh’. He’s rather more than that.
He’s ‘bloooooAAAARRGH! BloooooAAAARRGH! [cough, cough] BloooooAAAARRGH!”
Ahh, all hail to King Trump! However the United States is not a kingdom, it’s a country, so what would you call him when he was the leader?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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