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Clara (C): "Good evening, gentlemen! How are you tonight?"
Harold (H): "Upset! Something you said really hurt us."
Fred (F): "You hater!"
Unnamed gay guy 4 (G4): "You're mean, Clara! You must really hate us."

C: "Don't play that game on me, guys. You know I love you, or else I wouldn't be here… Cleaning up after you, praying for you, and putting up with your sassy mouths and dirty jokes!"

[…]

A gay guy (G?): "Are you saying we're not children of God?"
C: "Of course you're not! Each one of you knows what you did! Now you've got full-blows AIDS and your days are numbered! Guess who's grabbing your souls the second you die?"

[Clara explains how she got raped as a kid - by men, mind you]

C: "If Jesus hadn't saved me and cast out that devil with its nasty thoughts, I could have become a lesbian -or worse- and dying from AIDS just like you are now."
G?: "Wait a minute! We were born this way, Clara."
C: "That is a BIG FAT LIE to justify your lifestyle! Out of the last 40 patients… Almost every one of them was sexually molested as a child… What about you gentlemen?"

[the gay guys all relate their molestation stories]

C: "When you were assaulted, a horrible spirit began messing with your mind. Remember how you changed after that? These spirits have served Satan for over 6000 hears, and they know every trick in the book… to destroy lives."

[the stories of the flood and of Sodom]

Bobby (B): "That's horrifying!"
C: "God isn't playing games! He's a righteous God! Those people thought they could get away with it, just like people today. There's a war for the souls of men."

[…]

Bobby and Fred got saved. They believed on Jesus. The others died in their sins.

C: "The gay community fulfills Christ's prophecy by terrifying politicians, strong-arming the media, and creating little sodomites in our school systems. They want the world to become like Sodom. It will, under the coming antichrist, but what a price to pay."

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