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Isn't it odd how the space club is a millionaires only club?

Round earthers say you can literally fall over the edge of the planet forever. Just *oops* I fell over and now I'm ORBITTING forever. So easy the Chinese are doing it from their discount factories but only millionaires have permission to go to space.

Isn't that funny. Have any of you ever been asked to be a millionaire? It's kind of an insiders club. No matter how many times I've tripped over things I've never found myself in orbit. Just like I've never been asked to be a millionaire - and never will.

Trust me, if the Chinese could sell you an orbital package they would. It's all smoke and mirrors my friends. You aren't invited to the party.

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Well, all you have to do is create a successful Linux distro: such as Ubuntu.

If Mark Shuttleworth can become the first South African in space, what's your excuse...?!

Just ask the current crew of the International Space Station: as the Thinkpads they use have Linux installed on such. The only one stopping you: is you.

And as such are made in China...!

...also, CNSA aren't NASA: so there's the basis of your anti-space exploration contrarianism just exploded on the launch pad.

Sounds just like a creationist.

No matter how many times I've tripped over things I've never found myself in orbit.

…You- you can’t be this stupid. Y- you just can’t.

Gravity... Only a flat earther would believe we could fall off the world.

Isn't it odd how the space club is a millionaires only club?

No. Not in the least. Space travel is expensive. It’s the same reason air travel used to be a millionaires-only club.

Round earthers say you can literally fall over the edge of the planet forever.

Forever? Nope. Every orbit decays eventually. And calling it “falling over the edge” is oversimplifying it by a grand margin.

Just *oops* I fell over and now I'm ORBITTING forever.

I’d like so see the kind of fall that can accidentally send you into orbit, considering how much time, effort, and money it takes to get there intentionally.

So easy the Chinese are doing it from their discount factories but only millionaires have permission to go to space.

The Chinese space program is a much tighter operation than the factories that produce bootleg merch. And only millionaires can afford the ticket.

Isn't that funny. Have any of you ever been asked to be a millionaire? It's kind of an insiders club.

I wasn’t aware it was done by invitation.

No matter how many times I've tripped over things I've never found myself in orbit.

How many times has tripping propelled you forward at over 11,000 meters per second?

Just like I've never been asked to be a millionaire - and never will.

Because the only money in the flat-earth movement is made by peddling bullshit to rubes like you.

Trust me, if the Chinese could sell you an orbital package they would. It's all smoke and mirrors my friends. You aren't invited to the party.

If it were all smoke and mirrors, why not make it widely available and affordable? If they can fabricate decades of space travel, they can fabricate affordable space tourism.

You moron, do you know how expensive is putting cargo in space? Of course they would only put valuable cargo, such as satellites, scientific modules or high class tourists.

Round earthers say you can literally fall over the edge

Uh, no, a ROUND thing doesn't have an edge.

@TheKingOfRhye #56135

Or maybe it's made entirely of edge? :-)

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