BigDog and pastoredsmith #fundie

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BigDog: Because God doesn't need the lies of 'science' to help Him in His creating the world. And 'thinking' people who put science above the Word of God are without a brain.

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pastoredsmith: Correct. Only a fool doesn't believe God created the Universe. Only a fool doubts God exists. His best work is Creation. In 6 literal, 24-hour days with 1 day of rest afterwards. True science finds real truth in the Creation account. Evolution is a lie from its conception by a man who was angry with God and tried to explain away His existence but failed miserably. Sadly, his ramblings became a false religion called evolution where many people worship these days.

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Only a fool doesn't believe God created the Universe. Only a fool doubts God exists. His best work is Creation. In 6 literal, 24-hour days with 1 day of rest afterwards. True science finds real truth in the Creation account. Evolution is a lie from its conception by a man who was angry with God and tried to explain away His existence but failed miserably. Sadly, his ramblings became a false religion called evolution where many people worship these days.

All that is true. On the version of Earth where…

…Adolf Hitler became a sci-fi author.

…the language of most of what we know as Latin America is Italian. Except in Brazil, where it’s Spanish.

…Robert Wadlow lived to age 23 and was a little over 9 feet tall when he died.

…Mathias Rust flew a helicopter to the Red Square.

…Hannah Montana ended with Miley Stewart waking up from a coma.

…Niki Lauda died in 1976.

"Evolution is a lie from its conception by a man who was angry with God and tried to explain away His existence but failed miserably."

Where, in any science textbook, does it say there is no God?
Where did Darwin say it?

Nowhere.
The science-deniers are just futxing wrong about what science actually says.

Better not be KJV-onlyists then, LittleBitch & pastyshit...:

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...if you value your entire 'beliefs'.

Especially where your KJV came from: and their central place of worship Westminster Abbey where the above are buried & memorialised.

And 'thinking' people who put science above the Word of God are without a brain.

“Evilutionists call me brainless, and that makes me feel bad, so it must hurt when I call them that! That’s how words work, right?”

SIGH

BigDog & Pasteurized Smith, you do realize that a lot of scientists and “evolutionists” are Christians, right? They see science as a means to better understand god, not discredit god. But who am I kidding, of course you don’t realize that; because in your eyes “if I’m too stupid to understand that, then EVERYONE must be!!”.

Look, each to their own belief, but I’m pretty sure science is God’s set of physical rules for the world. Also, Genesis may very well be full of symbolism and stuff like that as it was written thousands upon thousands of years ago by people who didn’t have much knowledge, so God put the story of the world’s creation into a fairy tale narrative so that it would be easier for those people to understand and accept.

Evolution is a religion? People worship organisms adapting to their environment to survive?

@Articuno32 #58392

Genisis contains many motifs and symbols that were common to creation myths from other nearby religions.

@ArkBien #58412

Why not make an account and tell Mr. Smith yourself? I think he deserves to hear that.

All the chatter about “they were angry with God” in this sort of quote...They make it sound like being angry with God is necessarily reprehensible, regardless of the grievance’s nature. (Contrast Judaism, where anger towards El is not reprehensible.)

@Conscience #58394

When all you have in your brain is religion, everything looks like a faith…

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