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The 21st century is a time period that started on 1 January 2001 and will end on December 31, 2100.

This century is the first in human history wherein penopaused men have a more active sex life than young healthy virile men, due to the teleiophilic delay. It is also the first in human history wherein layless genetic dead ends are not sanctioned through incelicide nor the alternatives, such as being matchmaked with a looksmatch, but are instead given the alternative of slothing. It is also a century of increased sexual immorality, such as the rise of incestuals.

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The 21st century is a time period that started on 1 January 2001 and will end on December 31, 2100.

Wait, did… did Incels Wiki actually get something right?

This century is the first in human history wherein penopaused men have a more active sex life than young healthy virile men, due to the teleiophilic delay. It is also the first in human history wherein layless genetic dead ends are not sanctioned through incelicide nor the alternatives, such as being matchmaked with a looksmatch, but are instead given the alternative of slothing. It is also a century of increased sexual immorality, such as the rise of incestuals.

A stopped clock shows true the time
two seconds ev’ry day.
But once the moment passes by,
the truth too slips away.

I have no clue what he even said. Incelese gets further and further away from baseline english.

Winston was good at this kind of thing. On occasion he had even been entrusted with the rectification of the Times leading articles, which were written entirely in Incelspeak.
He unrolled the message that he had set aside earlier. It ran:

This century is the first in human history wherein penopaused men have a more active sex life than young healthy virile men, due to the teleiophilic delay. It is also the first in human history wherein layless genetic dead ends are not sanctioned through incelicide nor the alternatives, such as being matchmaked with a looksmatch, but are instead given the alternative of slothing. It is also a century of increased sexual immorality, such as the rise of incestuals.

In Normiespeak (or standard English) this might be rendered:

This century is the first in human history wherein men past their sexual prime have more active sex lives than young healthy virile men, due to delay in developing sexual desire for other adults instead of the jailbait-aged. It is also the first in human history wherein males who don’t manage to get laid are not euthanized as burdens on society nor the alternatives, such as being forced to marry an unattractive woman, but are instead allowed to live a life of laziness. It is also a century of increased sexual immorality, such as the rise of sexually unlucky men turning to for instance their sisters or mothers for sex.

The 21st century is a time period that started on 1 January 2001 and will end on December 31, 2100

...and you should have stopped there.

The rest is just complete bollocks.

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